Teenage Dirtbags

The longest-running podcast of all time.

About the show

What is Teenage Dirtbags? What ISN'T Teenage Dirtbags? A freeform conversation between friends? An in depth examination of music videos from the 90s? All this and more.

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Episodes

  • Episode 13: "Send Me On My Way" by Rusted Root

    June 24th, 2015  |  43 mins 11 secs

    Introducing new hot segments and hot new takes on spirituality, it's The Teenage Dirtbaggers on Rusted Root's opus.

  • Episode 12: "How Can the Labouring Man Find Time For Self Culture?" by Martini Ranch

    June 10th, 2015  |  35 mins 2 secs

    WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK. Watch this shameless nonsense. It's homage time with Bill Paxton. This catchy Devo ripoff is a stock footage fuckfest.

  • Episode 11: "I Feel Better" by Hot Chip

    May 27th, 2015  |  28 mins 51 secs

    This is both a good song and a good video. What are we even doing here? For the love of Popeye, watch this. One of Brayton's all time favorite videos, this video is great, the song is good and it's definitely not 90s. But man, oh man, is it special. Appreciate it while you can.

  • Episode 10: "When Worlds Collide" by Powerman 5000

    May 13th, 2015  |  36 mins 44 secs

    You should treat yourself to this nonsense. Then listen to us talk about it! Sorry if you downloaded an earlier version that had some misaligned audio. Forgive us because this is truly what it's like when worlds collide.

  • Episode 9: "My Own Worst Enemy" by Lit

    April 29th, 2015  |  33 mins 59 secs

    In this episode, the dirtboys tackle Lit's classic(?) trash song My Own Worst Enemy.

  • Episode 8: "Dangerous" by Busta Rhymes

    April 15th, 2015  |  37 mins 10 secs

    Did you know that Brayton and I are dangerous? We're so dangerous? Also, the whole Duckfeed Unit is dangerous.

  • Episode 7: "Blue" by Eiffel 65

    April 1st, 2015  |  45 mins 53 secs

    There were once a blue man who lived inside a blue house inside a (mostly) blue state. His name is Evan Thorne and he's joining the dirt boys to talk about this bonkers nonsense.

  • Episode 6: "Original Wrapper" by Lou Reed

    March 18th, 2015  |  30 mins 40 secs

    Less than ten thousand people have watched this video. It's another patented Teenage Dirtbags FLASHBACK with Lou Reed and The Original Wrapper. A song that you guys don't know exist and will bum you o

  • Episode 5: "Shine" by Collective Soul

    March 4th, 2015  |  29 mins 33 secs

    Bow dowwa dun dun duh dowa dow Brayton. And Bow dowwa dun dun duh dowa dow Gary examine Bow dowwa dun dun duh dowa dow Shine by Bow dowwa dun dun duh dowa dow Collective Soul

  • Episode 4: "Cumbersome" by Seven Mary Three

    February 18th, 2015  |  30 mins

    Brayton and Gary introduce some new segments and play one of our favorite games in this examination of the boys in the bar, Seven Mary Three.

  • Episode 3: "Inside Out" by Eve 6

    February 4th, 2015  |  29 mins 26 secs

    After you've watched it, please burn burn like a wicker cabinet with your friends Brayton and Gary! More segments, more nonsense, more symbolism.

  • Episode 2: "Teenage Dirtbag" by Wheatus

    January 21st, 2015  |  37 mins 17 secs

    Your boyfriend brings a gun to school? What a dick! I literally can't think of a stronger word to describe him!

  • Episode 1: Christmas Special: Must Be Santa

    December 25th, 2014  |  25 mins 44 secs

    Suit that's white/special night? You know what that means. It's time for the annual Teenage Dirtbags Christmas Special! Join us like you do every year to celebrate Yule the only way