Teenage Dirtbags

The longest-running podcast of all time.

About the show

What is Teenage Dirtbags? What ISN'T Teenage Dirtbags? A freeform conversation between friends? An in depth examination of music videos from the 90s? All this and more.

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Episodes

  • 29: "It's My Life" by Bon Jovi

    April 6th, 2016  |  50 mins 12 secs

    Brayton and Gary talk about vape tubes and Manchurian Candidates in this episode about "It's My Life." Which you should 100% watch.

  • 28: "Blackstar" and "Lazarus" by David Bowie

    March 23rd, 2016  |  56 mins 19 secs

    Brayton and Gary are joined by Kole Ross for our first crossover. In this TDB/BSC mashup, we tackle the Bloodborne-as-fuck videos for Black Star and Lazarus. R.I.P. Mr. Bowie.

  • 27: "The Scenario" by A Tribe Called Quest

    March 9th, 2016  |  39 mins 17 secs

    Sega CD aesthetics. Listen to Gary not know anything about rap while Brayton knows about rap.

  • 26: "Never Let You Go" by Third Eye Blind

    February 24th, 2016  |  40 mins 40 secs

    You liked our season/ well just have another/ if you told mom no/ you'll break a promise to your mother. Here we are, Season As Well! (Pitch is coming in a few weeks, promise!)

  • 25: "Must Be Santa" and "We Wish You a Turtle Christmas" by Top Billin' and The Turtles

    December 23rd, 2015  |  1 hr 5 mins

    These terrible Jokers laugh and sing and do their thing. Merry Christmas everyone, or whatever holiday (or not) you celebrate. The Dirtboys love and cherish you.

  • 24: "Tripping on a Hole in a Paper Heart" Our Stone Temple Pilots special

    December 9th, 2015  |  53 mins 2 secs

    After a Duckstream related hiatus (video to come soon), Brayton and Gary are back with a special report. That's right, we finally get our Stone Temple Pilots License by saying literally everything we know about STP.

  • 23: "Two Princes" by The Spin Doctors

    November 11th, 2015  |  42 mins 32 secs

    The Haunted Harlequinn, Comptroller of Fates command you watch... I mean, just look at this guy. Look at him. LOOK AT HIM.

  • 22: "Anything Can Happen on Halloween" from Worst Witch

    October 28th, 2015  |  1 hr 3 mins

    This is my favorite video we've done for the show. Please watch it, please. It's better than a vid-e-o. Look for the new album from Pitch Industries "Anything Can Happen on Holidays" in 2016.

  • 21: "Black or White" by Michael Jackson

    October 14th, 2015  |  41 mins 44 secs

    Okay, first watch this video. Then look around you, because odds are good that Michael Jackson's world-warping chroma-dance has placed him in your room... even beyond the grave! How many Michael Jacksons can dance on the Hagia Sophia? As many as can dance on the head of a pin.

  • 20: "Freak on a Leash" by Korn

    September 30th, 2015  |  44 mins

    You like Korn, don't you? Eat that shit up. Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it.

  • 19: "Waterfalls" by TLC

    September 16th, 2015  |  45 mins 33 secs

    We love story rich vidoes at TDB and boy do we have some doozies this batch, starting with this social consciousness number. Other than the inexplicable slut shaming, it's mostly stuff we can get behind.

  • 18: "Getting Jiggy Wit' It" by Will Smith

    September 2nd, 2015  |  35 mins 50 secs

    Everybody do the Funky Brayton! This video goes round the world to three places. Will Smith is a national treasure, probably.

  • 17: "Shake Hands With Beef" by Primus

    August 19th, 2015  |  29 mins 7 secs

    Why not shake hands with this Primus video in a herky jerky fashion? I bet this won't be our last video that takes place at a disgusting family meal.

  • 16: "The Breakdown" by Tantric

    August 5th, 2015  |  42 mins 14 secs

    The dirtboys tackled these assholes. Viking drummers, gravel voiced shits, frizzy haired weirdos. It's all there. Also, this son is about Anne Frank.

  • 15: "Loverboy" by Billy Ocean

    July 22nd, 2015  |  37 mins 50 secs

    What makes a hero? Whatever it is, Billy Ocean has OCEANS of it and this video shows that he's willing to use those powers for good or at least neutral/fine. Do you like Teenage Dirtbags? Not enough people listen to it! Tell other people about it!

  • 14: "Everything You Want" by Vertical Horizon

    July 8th, 2015  |  43 mins 19 secs

    What is up with that shirt? Enjoy this take on the most meaningful meaningless shit video.