Teenage Dirtbags

Episode Archive

Episode Archive

89 episodes of Teenage Dirtbags since the first episode, which aired on December 25th, 2014.

  • Episode 25: "Must Be Santa" and "We Wish You a Turtle Christmas" by Top Billin' and The Turtles

    December 23rd, 2015  |  1 hr 5 mins

    These terrible Jokers laugh and sing and do their thing. Merry Christmas everyone, or whatever holiday (or not) you celebrate. The Dirtboys love and cherish you.

  • Episode 24: "Tripping on a Hole in a Paper Heart" Our Stone Temple Pilots special

    December 9th, 2015  |  53 mins 2 secs

    After a Duckstream related hiatus (video to come soon), Brayton and Gary are back with a special report. That's right, we finally get our Stone Temple Pilots License by saying literally everything we know about STP.

  • Episode 23: "Two Princes" by The Spin Doctors

    November 11th, 2015  |  42 mins 32 secs

    The Haunted Harlequinn, Comptroller of Fates command you watch... I mean, just look at this guy. Look at him. LOOK AT HIM.

  • Episode 22: "Anything Can Happen on Halloween" from Worst Witch

    October 28th, 2015  |  1 hr 3 mins

    This is my favorite video we've done for the show. Please watch it, please. It's better than a vid-e-o. Look for the new album from Pitch Industries "Anything Can Happen on Holidays" in 2016.

  • Episode 21: "Black or White" by Michael Jackson

    October 14th, 2015  |  41 mins 44 secs

    Okay, first watch this video. Then look around you, because odds are good that Michael Jackson's world-warping chroma-dance has placed him in your room... even beyond the grave! How many Michael Jacksons can dance on the Hagia Sophia? As many as can dance on the head of a pin.

  • Episode 20: "Freak on a Leash" by Korn

    September 30th, 2015  |  44 mins

    You like Korn, don't you? Eat that shit up. Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it.

  • Episode 19: "Waterfalls" by TLC

    September 16th, 2015  |  45 mins 33 secs

    We love story rich vidoes at TDB and boy do we have some doozies this batch, starting with this social consciousness number. Other than the inexplicable slut shaming, it's mostly stuff we can get behind.

  • Episode 18: "Getting Jiggy Wit' It" by Will Smith

    September 2nd, 2015  |  35 mins 50 secs

    Everybody do the Funky Brayton! This video goes round the world to three places. Will Smith is a national treasure, probably.

  • Episode 17: "Shake Hands With Beef" by Primus

    August 19th, 2015  |  29 mins 7 secs

    Why not shake hands with this Primus video in a herky jerky fashion? I bet this won't be our last video that takes place at a disgusting family meal.

  • Episode 16: "The Breakdown" by Tantric

    August 5th, 2015  |  42 mins 14 secs

    The dirtboys tackled these assholes. Viking drummers, gravel voiced shits, frizzy haired weirdos. It's all there. Also, this son is about Anne Frank.

  • Episode 15: "Loverboy" by Billy Ocean

    July 22nd, 2015  |  37 mins 50 secs

    What makes a hero? Whatever it is, Billy Ocean has OCEANS of it and this video shows that he's willing to use those powers for good or at least neutral/fine. Do you like Teenage Dirtbags? Not enough people listen to it! Tell other people about it!

  • Episode 14: "Everything You Want" by Vertical Horizon

    July 8th, 2015  |  43 mins 19 secs

    What is up with that shirt? Enjoy this take on the most meaningful meaningless shit video.

  • Episode 13: "Send Me On My Way" by Rusted Root

    June 24th, 2015  |  43 mins 11 secs

    Introducing new hot segments and hot new takes on spirituality, it's The Teenage Dirtbaggers on Rusted Root's opus.

  • Episode 12: "How Can the Labouring Man Find Time For Self Culture?" by Martini Ranch

    June 10th, 2015  |  35 mins 2 secs

    WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK. Watch this shameless nonsense. It's homage time with Bill Paxton. This catchy Devo ripoff is a stock footage fuckfest.

  • Episode 11: "I Feel Better" by Hot Chip

    May 27th, 2015  |  28 mins 51 secs

    This is both a good song and a good video. What are we even doing here? For the love of Popeye, watch this. One of Brayton's all time favorite videos, this video is great, the song is good and it's definitely not 90s. But man, oh man, is it special. Appreciate it while you can.

  • Episode 10: "When Worlds Collide" by Powerman 5000

    May 13th, 2015  |  36 mins 44 secs

    You should treat yourself to this nonsense. Then listen to us talk about it! Sorry if you downloaded an earlier version that had some misaligned audio. Forgive us because this is truly what it's like when worlds collide.