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Life is rough.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eSometimes you just want a quiet night in to contemplate how all of your friends are getting on with their lives and sending out digital wedding invitations then some weirdo shows up and wants to play tapes and dance in your apartment.  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Lump and Peaches!","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eSummer Jam season continues on with a twofer from the Dirtboys and PUSA.  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Jonny Supports Patreon, Jonny has an invisible AK\n\nWatch Here","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eJonny\u0026#39;s got a new episode Jonny wants you to listen right away.  Jonny Supports Patreon, Jonny has an invisible AK\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7APmRkatEU\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eWatch Here\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"Jonny's got a new episode Jonny wants you to listen right away.  Jonny Supports Patreon, Jonny has an invisible AK","date_published":"2018-05-31T14:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/2c231f84-a0b0-4e76-98e4-546af4001d3a.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":26347992,"duration_in_seconds":2147}]},{"id":"f9b62595-7838-41cc-94cc-31223fec5006","title":"74: \"Do Right\" by Jimmie's Chicken Shack","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/74","content_text":"jfc","content_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WR3gF9J0hQ\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ejfc\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"[jfc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WR3gF9J0hQ)","date_published":"2018-05-09T03:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/f9b62595-7838-41cc-94cc-31223fec5006.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":28852734,"duration_in_seconds":2323}]},{"id":"2d76101a-87fd-49ae-b93c-7b7b613fcac7","title":"73: \"Butterfly\" by Crazy Town","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/73","content_text":"We are your sugarbuns, your butter....babies. \n\nCome for the trailer for Kiss the Girls 2: The Butterfly Collector. \n\nWatch this","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eWe are your sugarbuns, your butter....babies. \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eCome for the trailer for Kiss the Girls 2: The Butterfly Collector. \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWatch \u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FEDrU85FLE\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ethis\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"We are your sugarbuns, your butter....babies. \r\n\r\nCome for the trailer for Kiss the Girls 2: The Butterfly Collector. \r\n\r\nWatch [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FEDrU85FLE)","date_published":"2018-04-25T23:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/2d76101a-87fd-49ae-b93c-7b7b613fcac7.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":60514538,"duration_in_seconds":2501}]},{"id":"4440d79b-74c8-4132-9c95-2354a6e939ab","title":"72: Bald Shirtless Bass Players With Goatees","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/72","content_text":"Brayton takes a look at the most common species of bassist, the prolific \"Bald Bassist with Goatee.\"\n\nVideos discussed:\n\n\n\"No One Knows\" by Queens of the Stone Age\n\"Chop Suey\" by System of a Down\n\"Dig\" by Mudvayne\n","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eBrayton takes a look at the most common species of bassist, the prolific \u0026quot;Bald Bassist with Goatee.\u0026quot;\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eVideos discussed:\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s88r_q7oufE\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u0026quot;No One Knows\u0026quot; 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It's time, for Must Be Santa. \n\nThen a break to recharge our batteries! We'll be back in a month or so.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eThat\u0026#39;s right, it\u0026#39;s time again for our annual tradition, our yearly ritual, our yuletide dipshittery. It\u0026#39;s time, for \u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8qE6WQmNus\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eMust Be Santa\u003c/a\u003e. \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThen a break to recharge our batteries! We\u0026#39;ll be back in a month or so.\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"That's right, it's time again for our annual tradition, our yearly ritual, our yuletide dipshittery. It's time, for Must Be Santa. \r\n\r\nThen a break to recharge our batteries! We'll be back in a month or so.","date_published":"2017-12-14T20:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/2ea82b66-7677-49d2-a431-360879892016.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":51457212,"duration_in_seconds":2126}]},{"id":"837de432-df7c-43b4-86b7-db00cf6757f1","title":"68: \"Ms. Jackson\" by OutKast","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/68","content_text":"","content_html":"","summary":"Hi! The Dirtboys are back talking about Gary's favorite hip hop group for the first time (but definitely not the last). There's a sassy owl. \r\n\r\n[Check it out.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYxAiK6VnXw) ","date_published":"2017-11-29T15:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/837de432-df7c-43b4-86b7-db00cf6757f1.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":50906118,"duration_in_seconds":2105}]},{"id":"10335580-5ec4-41d1-b00d-763ab4d30aaf","title":"67: \"Hook\" by Blues Traveler ","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/67","content_text":"We took a lil break but The Hook Brought Us Back\n\nIn a sort of anti Scatman John situation, a jackass frontman makes a decent song a bit worse rather than the other way around. 3 more episodes this season!","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eWe took a lil break but \u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdz5kCaCRFM\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eThe Hook Brought Us Back\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIn a sort of anti Scatman John situation, a jackass frontman makes a decent song a bit worse rather than the other way around. 3 more episodes this season!\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"We took a lil break but [The Hook Brought Us Back](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdz5kCaCRFM)\r\n\r\nIn a sort of anti Scatman John situation, a jackass frontman makes a decent song a bit worse rather than the other way around. 3 more episodes this season!","date_published":"2017-11-15T14:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/10335580-5ec4-41d1-b00d-763ab4d30aaf.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":64050073,"duration_in_seconds":2638}]},{"id":"58b53e13-95aa-408e-87df-e07c4f314d2b","title":"66: \"Duke Lion\" by Big Dumb Face (Minisode)","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/66","content_text":"Here's the video!\n\nGary hasn't seen this one, so watch at your own risk. We'll be back with a regular episode next time!","content_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd3Y4o95ObU\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eHere\u0026#39;s the video!\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eGary hasn\u0026#39;t seen this one, so watch at your own risk. We\u0026#39;ll be back with a regular episode next time!\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"[Here's the video!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd3Y4o95ObU)\r\n\r\nGary hasn't seen this one, so watch at your own risk. We'll be back with a regular episode next time!","date_published":"2017-11-01T11:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/58b53e13-95aa-408e-87df-e07c4f314d2b.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":13264263,"duration_in_seconds":531}]},{"id":"ed38304d-d071-4572-b066-19817544fbbe","title":"65: \"Everybody Jam\" by Scatman John","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/65","content_text":"We end as we began: With the ghost of Louie Armstrong summoned from a brick wall. Watch this and see the Summer of Scat fade into the review mirror.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eWe end as we began: With the ghost of Louie Armstrong summoned from a brick wall. \u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0h1X5Mir85M\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eWatch this\u003c/a\u003e and see the Summer of Scat fade into the review mirror.\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"We end as we began: With the ghost of Louie Armstrong summoned from a brick wall. [Watch this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0h1X5Mir85M) and see the Summer of Scat fade into the review mirror.","date_published":"2017-10-18T10:45:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/ed38304d-d071-4572-b066-19817544fbbe.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":59556321,"duration_in_seconds":2423}]},{"id":"7504d510-2828-42f9-a326-64ce0a821ef7","title":"64: \"Scatman's World\" by Scatman John","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/64","content_text":"The Summer of Scat Continues! Brayton and Gary tcb with Scatman's World, a magical place at the intersection of dreams and life. ","content_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02vDkMEdIkY\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eThe Summer of Scat Continues!\u003c/a\u003e Brayton and Gary tcb with Scatman\u0026#39;s World, a magical place at the intersection of dreams and life. \u003c/p\u003e","summary":"[The Summer of Scat Continues!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02vDkMEdIkY) Brayton and Gary tcb with Scatman's World, a magical place at the intersection of dreams and life. ","date_published":"2017-10-04T05:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/7504d510-2828-42f9-a326-64ce0a821ef7.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":63986962,"duration_in_seconds":2647}]},{"id":"64d85271-052d-406f-937f-44e7527c14d3","title":"63: \"Scatman\" by Scatman John","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/63","content_text":"There's enough misery in the world so we're pivoting away from the Summer of Glum/Summer Bummers series to THE SUMMER OF SCAT. Join us, for part 1.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eThere\u0026#39;s enough misery in the world so we\u0026#39;re pivoting away from the Summer of Glum/Summer Bummers series to THE SUMMER OF SCAT. Join us, for \u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8kmNEo1i8\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003epart 1.\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"There's enough misery in the world so we're pivoting away from the Summer of Glum/Summer Bummers series to THE SUMMER OF SCAT. Join us, for [part 1.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8kmNEo1i8)","date_published":"2017-09-20T10:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/64d85271-052d-406f-937f-44e7527c14d3.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":60121976,"duration_in_seconds":2488}]},{"id":"6800f320-5450-4178-896b-624ef9ba1f73","title":"62: \"Gin and Juice\" by Snoop Dogg","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/62","content_text":"Summer Jam season continues, late into the summer, with this undeniable ear worm from the golden age of west coast gangsta rap. Dig it.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eSummer Jam season continues, late into the summer, with this undeniable ear worm from the golden age of west coast gangsta rap. \u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Cxr1-b6Xkc\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eDig it.\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"Summer Jam season continues, late into the summer, with this undeniable ear worm from the golden age of west coast gangsta rap. [Dig it.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Cxr1-b6Xkc)\r\n\r\n","date_published":"2017-09-06T11:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/6800f320-5450-4178-896b-624ef9ba1f73.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":62664559,"duration_in_seconds":2590}]},{"id":"287de33a-2902-4f06-8a13-f577687fc018","title":"61: \"Summer Girls\" by LFO","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/61","content_text":"Summer Jam Seasons begins with THE WORST SONG WE'VE DONE FOR THE SHOW. \n\nCheck it out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHuGG_FsC20","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eSummer Jam Seasons begins with THE WORST SONG WE\u0026#39;VE DONE FOR THE SHOW. \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eCheck it out. \u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHuGG_FsC20\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHuGG_FsC20\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"Summer Jam Seasons begins with THE WORST SONG WE'VE DONE FOR THE SHOW. \r\n\r\nCheck it out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHuGG_FsC20","date_published":"2017-08-24T12:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/287de33a-2902-4f06-8a13-f577687fc018.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":64651809,"duration_in_seconds":2598}]},{"id":"647b9374-c0a9-4492-8510-ebd1b34181f5","title":"60: \"Slumlord Rising\" by Neon Indian","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/60","content_text":"(Extremely Warcraft 3 voice) The Slumlord...has awakened. \n\nBnG raises the rent on the slumlord in question. Check this Hotline Miami ass fire: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0wPHAau1ts","content_html":"\u003cp\u003e(Extremely Warcraft 3 voice) The Slumlord...has awakened. \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBnG raises the rent on the slumlord in question. Check this Hotline Miami ass fire: \u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0wPHAau1ts\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0wPHAau1ts\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"(Extremely Warcraft 3 voice) The Slumlord...has awakened. \r\n\r\nBnG raises the rent on the slumlord in question. Check this Hotline Miami ass fire: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0wPHAau1ts","date_published":"2017-07-17T16:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/647b9374-c0a9-4492-8510-ebd1b34181f5.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":56226093,"duration_in_seconds":2330}]},{"id":"16573d4d-c869-49e9-94a2-dd868e96ca3a","title":"59: \"Hearts on Fire\" by Hammer Fall","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/59","content_text":"Welp, there's a few different Hearts on Fire videos. This is the one we watched. It's time to get Skelecrazy and Cubist in this piece. ","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eWelp, there\u0026#39;s a few different Hearts on Fire videos. \u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k25X8RAjJ00\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eThis is the one we watched\u003c/a\u003e. It\u0026#39;s time to get Skelecrazy and Cubist in this piece. \u003c/p\u003e","summary":"Welp, there's a few different Hearts on Fire videos. [This is the one we watched](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k25X8RAjJ00). It's time to get Skelecrazy and Cubist in this piece. ","date_published":"2017-07-12T11:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/16573d4d-c869-49e9-94a2-dd868e96ca3a.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":59195165,"duration_in_seconds":2453}]},{"id":"ed4a6394-243c-452c-a20b-dd57ca9fc204","title":"58: \"California Love\" by Tupac","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/58","content_text":"Check out this all time classic, then party with the Dirtboys in Inglewood (Inglewood, Illinois). ","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eCheck out this \u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wBTdfAkqGU\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eall time classic\u003c/a\u003e, then party with the Dirtboys in Inglewood (Inglewood, Illinois). \u003c/p\u003e","summary":"Check out this [all time classic](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wBTdfAkqGU), then party with the Dirtboys in Inglewood (Inglewood, Illinois). ","date_published":"2017-06-28T02:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/ed4a6394-243c-452c-a20b-dd57ca9fc204.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":55897710,"duration_in_seconds":2319}]},{"id":"623e879c-047e-460b-95d8-beaeb2cbe5fc","title":"57: \"Girigiri Surf Rider\" by HALCALI","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/57","content_text":"More \"Daily Motion Sickness\" with HALCALI and Girigiri Surf Rider. Scope this catchy number.\n\nGang violence AND a new Pokemon tournament? Happy happy birthday to me! (it's not actually my birthday). ","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eMore \u0026quot;Daily Motion Sickness\u0026quot; with HALCALI and Girigiri Surf Rider. \u003ca href=\"http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x35v94_halcali-girigiri-surf-rider_news\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eScope this catchy number.\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eGang violence AND a new Pokemon tournament? Happy happy birthday to me! (it\u0026#39;s not actually my birthday). \u003c/p\u003e","summary":"More \"Daily Motion Sickness\" with HALCALI and Girigiri Surf Rider. [Scope this catchy number.](http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x35v94_halcali-girigiri-surf-rider_news)\r\n\r\nGang violence AND a new Pokemon tournament? Happy happy birthday to me! (it's not actually my birthday). \r\n","date_published":"2017-06-14T10:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/623e879c-047e-460b-95d8-beaeb2cbe5fc.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":61613155,"duration_in_seconds":2542}]},{"id":"fb7ff335-59d2-4d12-b241-e9f14af734f0","title":"56: \"Hunger Strike\" by Temple of the Dog","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/56","content_text":"It's a TEENAGE DIRTBAGS SPECIAL REPORT! Time to end our contract with Christian Slater.  We don't mind stealing bread, and hopefully you don't mind listening to this episode. \n\nAnd a bonus 8-bit version","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eIt\u0026#39;s a TEENAGE DIRTBAGS \u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUb450Alpps\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eSPECIAL REPORT!\u003c/a\u003e Time to end our contract with Christian Slater.  We don\u0026#39;t mind stealing bread, and hopefully you don\u0026#39;t mind listening to this episode. \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd a bonus \u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLMkp-6W9uI\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e8-bit version\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"It's a TEENAGE DIRTBAGS [SPECIAL REPORT!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUb450Alpps) Time to end our contract with Christian Slater.  We don't mind stealing bread, and hopefully you don't mind listening to this episode. ","date_published":"2017-05-31T10:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/fb7ff335-59d2-4d12-b241-e9f14af734f0.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":59413376,"duration_in_seconds":2456}]},{"id":"addafa7a-16bc-472f-8e68-e6a7bb8c8ed6","title":"55: \"Let's Go to Bed\" by the Cure","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/55","content_text":"Let's Go to, sigh, Daily Motion for some bouncy weirdos, courtesy of Liam McCann! Let's get literal!","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eLet\u0026#39;s Go to, sigh, \u003ca href=\"http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1yfvq_cure-let-s-go-to-bed_music\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eDaily Motion\u003c/a\u003e for some bouncy weirdos, courtesy of Liam McCann! Let\u0026#39;s get literal!\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"Let's Go to, sigh, [Daily Motion](http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1yfvq_cure-let-s-go-to-bed_music) for some bouncy weirdos, courtesy of Liam McCann! Let's get literal!","date_published":"2017-05-17T10:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/addafa7a-16bc-472f-8e68-e6a7bb8c8ed6.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":72413431,"duration_in_seconds":2997}]},{"id":"0d855210-a9ed-4f86-b014-936be9d231be","title":"54: \"I Would Do Anything for Love\" by Meat Loaf","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/54","content_text":"Listen, there are just some things we won't do. I wouldn't top deck an airplane bathroom, for example. But Meatloaf is different.\n\nWatch this","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eListen, there are just some things we won\u0026#39;t do. I wouldn\u0026#39;t top deck an airplane bathroom, for example. But Meatloaf is different.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWatch \u003ca href=\"http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x337wb_meat-loaf-i-d-do-anything-for-love_music\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ethis\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"Listen, there are just some things we won't do. I wouldn't top deck an airplane bathroom, for example. But Meatloaf is different.\r\n\r\nWatch [this](http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x337wb_meat-loaf-i-d-do-anything-for-love_music)","date_published":"2017-05-02T17:30:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/0d855210-a9ed-4f86-b014-936be9d231be.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":68176288,"duration_in_seconds":2827}]},{"id":"fc2e4cc7-5c9b-4669-89f3-a708c4b7b2f4","title":"53: \"I Did It\" by the Dave Matthews Band","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/53","content_text":"Well, somebody fucking did it. Yes. Me did it.\n\nThis special, special song brought to you by Kole Ross, and features special guest special Kole guest Ross. ","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eWell, \u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRXZkdEj7YI\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003esomebody fucking did it\u003c/a\u003e. Yes. Me did it.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis special, special song brought to you by Kole Ross, and features special guest special Kole guest Ross. \u003c/p\u003e","summary":"Well, [somebody fucking did it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRXZkdEj7YI). Yes. Me did it.\r\n\r\nThis special, special song brought to you by Kole Ross, and features special guest special Kole guest Ross. ","date_published":"2017-04-19T10:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/fc2e4cc7-5c9b-4669-89f3-a708c4b7b2f4.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":77094110,"duration_in_seconds":3188}]},{"id":"92637681-3a54-41c2-9e10-dbce849b481e","title":"52: Nobody Speak by DJ Shadow feat Run the Jewels","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/52","content_text":"Picture this.\n\nBrayton and Gary will fall off in your grill, and then take a shit, with our 2nd Duckstream donation request.  Yes, we are guilty motherfuckers, we are death.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUC2EQvdzmY\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ePicture this.\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBrayton and Gary will fall off in your grill, and then take a shit, with our 2nd Duckstream donation request.  Yes, we are guilty motherfuckers, we are death.\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"[Picture this.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUC2EQvdzmY)\r\n\r\nBrayton and Gary will fall off in your grill, and then take a shit, with our 2nd Duckstream donation request.  ","date_published":"2017-04-05T16:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/92637681-3a54-41c2-9e10-dbce849b481e.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":55073761,"duration_in_seconds":2275}]},{"id":"79c512e0-4336-4fa2-a626-ab29f1f5e8e5","title":"51: \"One Headlight (Heroes Remix)\" by the Wallflowers","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/51","content_text":"It's Office Livin' with the Dylan boys! Brayton and Gary talk some smack about the Godzilla, but never Godzooki. Thanks Will!\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm_zXG72pdk","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eIt\u0026#39;s Office Livin\u0026#39; with the Dylan boys! Brayton and Gary talk some smack about the Godzilla, but never Godzooki. Thanks Will!\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm_zXG72pdk\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm_zXG72pdk\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"It's Office Livin' with the Dylan boys! Brayton and Gary talk some smack about the Godzilla, but never Godzooki. Thanks Will!\r\n\r\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm_zXG72pdk","date_published":"2017-03-22T09:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/79c512e0-4336-4fa2-a626-ab29f1f5e8e5.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":67667564,"duration_in_seconds":2808}]},{"id":"66d7a6fa-47d1-467f-ad9f-46d643affeb7","title":"50: Coolest Pokémon Tournament Finale","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/50","content_text":"It's finally time to reveal....the coolest pokemon. Can you handle the controversy? ","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eIt\u0026#39;s finally time to reveal....the coolest pokemon. Can you handle the controversy? \u003c/p\u003e","summary":"It's finally time to reveal....the coolest pokemon. Can you handle the controversy? ","date_published":"2017-03-08T10:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/66d7a6fa-47d1-467f-ad9f-46d643affeb7.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":72054994,"duration_in_seconds":2984}]},{"id":"764b7180-830c-40a8-ad29-e6a53e5d12a0","title":"49: Turn Down For What","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/49","content_text":"Well, this is something. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMUDVMiITOU\n\nListen and Brayton and Gary enumerate all the reasons one might wish to turn down. ","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eWell, this is something. \u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMUDVMiITOU\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMUDVMiITOU\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eListen and Brayton and Gary enumerate all the reasons one might wish to turn down. \u003c/p\u003e","summary":"Well, this is something. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMUDVMiITOU\r\n\r\nListen and Brayton and Gary enumerate all the reasons one might wish to turn down. ","date_published":"2017-02-22T14:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/764b7180-830c-40a8-ad29-e6a53e5d12a0.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":64004369,"duration_in_seconds":2644}]},{"id":"93c954e1-dd27-4e70-80b0-a51baffd1aa9","title":"48: \"Black Hole Sun\" by Soundgarden","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/48","content_text":"Why don't Teenage Dirtbags come and wash away the rain? Because we're busy watching this artifact: \n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mbBbFH9fAg ","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eWhy don\u0026#39;t Teenage Dirtbags come and wash away the rain? Because we\u0026#39;re busy watching this artifact: \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mbBbFH9fAg\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mbBbFH9fAg\u003c/a\u003e \u003c/p\u003e","summary":"Why don't Teenage Dirtbags come and wash away the rain? Because we're busy watching this artifact: \r\n\r\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mbBbFH9fAg ","date_published":"2017-02-08T14:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/93c954e1-dd27-4e70-80b0-a51baffd1aa9.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":56494334,"duration_in_seconds":2330}]},{"id":"c0cabe7b-23bb-401b-861d-08d49e27605b","title":"47: \"Must Be Santa\" by Bob Dylan / \"Spies Like Us\" by Paul McCartney","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/47","content_text":"Hey, Love it or Hate it, it's Mr. Robert Dyl-Dyl and a certain red buddy (the roust-a-bout). \n\n\n\nAnd because we love you and hate ourselves, we decided to get into the holiday spirit with this disaster and a halfster. \n\n","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eHey, Love it or Hate it, it\u0026#39;s Mr. Robert Dyl-Dyl and a certain red buddy (the roust-a-bout). \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https://www.youtube.com/embed/a8qE6WQmNus\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen\u003e\u003c/iframe\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd because we love you and hate ourselves, we decided to get into the holiday spirit with this disaster and a halfster. \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https://www.youtube.com/embed/27ATt3FXAUY\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen\u003e\u003c/iframe\u003e","summary":"Why, it's time for the year end holiday special from the dirtboys! Our annual tradition has become a yearly ritual once again. ","date_published":"2016-12-14T09:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/c0cabe7b-23bb-401b-861d-08d49e27605b.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":74391607,"duration_in_seconds":3079}]},{"id":"2141f76b-10e1-4a95-be85-e001c770233b","title":"46: \"Rapture\" by Blondie","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/46","content_text":"\n\nAnd here we are, Brayton and Gary, talking about a Blondie classic. How'd we miss this back in the 80s!?","content_html":"\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https://www.youtube.com/embed/pHCdS7O248g\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen\u003e\u003c/iframe\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd here we are, Brayton and Gary, talking about a Blondie classic. How\u0026#39;d we miss this back in the 80s!?\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"The Man from Mars sure is a wonder to behold. ","date_published":"2016-11-30T18:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/2141f76b-10e1-4a95-be85-e001c770233b.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":64798481,"duration_in_seconds":2685}]},{"id":"e229bdb7-848a-4f6d-90bc-afc47770ffbd","title":"45: \"What is Love?\" by Haddaway","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/45","content_text":"\n\nIt's my way or the Haddaway on this episode of Teenage Dirtbags!","content_html":"\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https://www.youtube.com/embed/HEXWRTEbj1I\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen\u003e\u003c/iframe\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt\u0026#39;s my way or the Haddaway on this episode of Teenage Dirtbags!\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"It's my way or the Haddaway on this episode of Teenage Dirtbags! Check this out!\r\n","date_published":"2016-11-16T22:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/8ddc9bb9-99e6-475b-9388-aab50ec880ed.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":39541128,"duration_in_seconds":2451}]},{"id":"e4620745-db9f-40d3-8fb6-38a91e572f60","title":"44: \"Roll to Me\" by Del Amitri","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/44","content_text":"We capture a White Whale with Del Amitri's tale of singing babies, coquettish mom's and vague teleportation.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eWe capture a White Whale with Del Amitri\u0026#39;s tale of singing babies, coquettish mom\u0026#39;s and vague teleportation.\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"We capture a White Whale with Del Amitri's tale of singing babies, coquettish mom's and vague teleportation.\r\n","date_published":"2016-11-02T18:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/3fffc6e0-8e21-4e91-945a-8a23bca8783f.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":43400562,"duration_in_seconds":2683}]},{"id":"df6d7621-102b-4339-a7d4-1dacdcff79bd","title":"43: \"Right Now\" by Van Halen","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/43","content_text":"\n\nDon't put it off another day, watch this video. It's blandly aspirational!","content_html":"\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https://www.youtube.com/embed/rMV-fenGP1g\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen\u003e\u003c/iframe\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDon\u0026#39;t put it off another day, watch this video. It\u0026#39;s blandly aspirational!\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"Ed is playing the piano, and you are listening to Teenage Dirtbags.\r\n","date_published":"2016-10-19T23:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/8ed08a0f-6e63-4da9-bf83-0f7a92be934a.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":48090556,"duration_in_seconds":2986}]},{"id":"0f99d35b-5931-4961-af82-0c0850c2262f","title":"42: \"Ready for the Floor\" by Hot Chip","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/42","content_text":"\n\nWe're shaking off our glummies by returning to a mutual favorite. Enjoy this darke jyrney into the world of tech experts.","content_html":"\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https://www.youtube.com/embed/yhASu2OjEcQ\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen\u003e\u003c/iframe\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWe\u0026#39;re shaking off our glummies by returning to a mutual favorite. Enjoy this darke jyrney into the world of tech experts.\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"We're shaking off our glummies by returning to a mutual favorite. These guys! Enjoy this darke jyrney into the world of tech experts.\r\n","date_published":"2016-10-05T14:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/fa7a51c3-13e5-40d8-bcf6-afd501bc0331.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":44143354,"duration_in_seconds":2756}]},{"id":"tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/283950147","title":"41: \"November Rain\" by Guns 'n' Roses","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/41","content_text":"\n\nHere it is, folks, the finale of the Summer of Glum. Let's wash this taste from our mouth with a big slice of wedding cake.","content_html":"\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https://www.youtube.com/embed/8SbUC-UaAxE\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen\u003e\u003c/iframe\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eHere it is, folks, the finale of the Summer of Glum. Let\u0026#39;s wash this taste from our mouth with a big slice of wedding cake.\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"Here it is, folks, the finale of the Summer of Glum. Let's wash this taste from our mouth with a big slice of wedding cake.","date_published":"2016-09-21T10:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/92cb26aa-7380-4f40-945c-ca58f728466e.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":46400306,"duration_in_seconds":2872}]},{"id":"tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/281828306","title":"40: \"Everybody Hurts\" by R.E.M.","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/40","content_text":"\n\nWhen the day is long, make sure you watch this video. It's the penultimate entry in the Year of the Sadpole, The Summer of Glum!","content_html":"\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https://www.youtube.com/embed/5rOiW_xY-kc\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen\u003e\u003c/iframe\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhen the day is long, make sure you watch this video. It\u0026#39;s the penultimate entry in the Year of the Sadpole, The Summer of Glum!\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"When the day is long, make sure you watch this video. It's the penultimate entry in the Year of the Sadpole, The Summer of Glum!\r\n","date_published":"2016-09-07T13:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/4ffe2f9d-06c2-4235-a6fc-4a68a15eeced.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":41656814,"duration_in_seconds":2576}]},{"id":"tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/279778575","title":"39: \"What's This Life For\" by Creed","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/39","content_text":"\n\n(extremely Creed voice) ♪ What's a Dickfor??? ♪ It's the year of the sadpole, the summer of glum and it continues with this terrible fucking song. Ahem.","content_html":"\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https://www.youtube.com/embed/8lKBro5YkPs\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen\u003e\u003c/iframe\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e(extremely Creed voice) ♪ What\u0026#39;s a Dickfor??? ♪ It\u0026#39;s the year of the sadpole, the summer of glum and it continues with this terrible fucking song. Ahem.\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"(extremely Creed voice) ♪ What's a Dickfor??? ♪ It's the year of the sadpole, the summer of glum and it continues with this terrible fucking song. Ahem.\r\n","date_published":"2016-08-24T22:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/2a277acb-233b-496e-b19c-ccbfef387dc9.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":45492576,"duration_in_seconds":2829}]},{"id":"tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/277686180","title":"38: \"Tha Crossroads\" by Bone Thugs-n-Harmony","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/38","content_text":"\n\nDo you miss Uncle Charles? I do. Sometimes. It's time for the Summer of Glum! Let's get real sad! ","content_html":"\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https://www.youtube.com/embed/o9IXAJg4Vm0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen\u003e\u003c/iframe\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDo you miss Uncle Charles? I do. Sometimes. It\u0026#39;s time for the Summer of Glum! Let\u0026#39;s get real sad! \u003c/p\u003e","summary":"Do you miss Uncle Charles? I do. Sometimes. It's time for the Summer of Glum! Let's get real sad! ","date_published":"2016-08-10T13:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/67a38a6e-ab97-4b50-bb5e-ac4ab1ec10ee.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":41398808,"duration_in_seconds":2555}]},{"id":"tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/275695612","title":"37: \"Bicycle Safety Camp\"","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/37","content_text":"\n\nWhat's more Summery than a nice bike ride? But you gotta ride safe, we're begging you please.","content_html":"\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https://www.youtube.com/embed/prhQixo0sFI\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen\u003e\u003c/iframe\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhat\u0026#39;s more Summery than a nice bike ride? But you gotta ride safe, we\u0026#39;re begging you please.\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"What's more Summery than a nice bike ride? But you gotta ride safe, we're begging you please.","date_published":"2016-07-27T21:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/66c0e4fc-27fc-4149-9357-eeb258444448.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":57168999,"duration_in_seconds":3560}]},{"id":"tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/273536541","title":"36: \"Thong Song\" by Sisqo","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/36","content_text":"\n\nWatch this video, what, what. Summer Jams Season continues with Sisqo's magnum opus, the Thong Song. The Dirtlads talk about all that and more, including an update on our famous segment The Pokemon Go Report.","content_html":"\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https://www.youtube.com/embed/Oai1V7kaFBk\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen\u003e\u003c/iframe\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWatch this video, what, what. Summer Jams Season continues with Sisqo\u0026#39;s magnum opus, the Thong Song. The Dirtlads talk about all that and more, including an update on our famous segment The Pokemon Go Report.\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"Summer Jams Season continues with Sisqo's magnum opus, the Thong Song. The Dirtlads talk about all that and more, including an update on our famous segment The Pokemon Go Report.\r\n","date_published":"2016-07-13T16:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/ab7d4640-6b5d-4752-9be6-2baa00713151.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":41010474,"duration_in_seconds":2532}]},{"id":"tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/271504611","title":"35: \"Smooth\" by Santana ft. Rob Thomas","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/35","content_text":"\n\nIt's a hot one indeed. Get down to this Summer Jam all you Spanish Harlem Mona Lisas. It's time for a street party and you are invited.","content_html":"\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https://www.youtube.com/embed/6Whgn_iE5uc\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen\u003e\u003c/iframe\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt\u0026#39;s a hot one indeed. Get down to this Summer Jam all you Spanish Harlem Mona Lisas. It\u0026#39;s time for a street party and you are invited.\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"It's a hot one indeed. Get down to this Summer Jam all you Spanish Harlem Mona Lisas. It's time for a street party and you are invited.\r\n","date_published":"2016-06-29T23:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/039d68cc-170a-4889-8e86-1dbd681ccad4.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":49105036,"duration_in_seconds":3024}]},{"id":"tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/269258461","title":"34: \"Barbie Girl\" by Aqua","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/34","content_text":"\n\nCome on Dirtbags let's eat skirt rags. Oh oh oh oh. Come on Dirtbags, watch this video. (Oh, owa, Oh, owa).","content_html":"\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https://www.youtube.com/embed/ZyhrYis509A\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen\u003e\u003c/iframe\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eCome on Dirtbags let\u0026#39;s eat skirt rags. Oh oh oh oh. Come on Dirtbags, watch this video. (Oh, owa, Oh, owa).\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"Come on Dirtbags let's eat skirt rags. Oh oh oh oh. Come on Dirtbags, watch this video. (Oh, owa, Oh, owa).\r\n","date_published":"2016-06-15T14:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/86f3bc46-a9d7-4d2b-b4a0-406e87445544.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":39505976,"duration_in_seconds":2432}]},{"id":"tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/266946363","title":"33: \"You Get What You Give\" by The New Radicals","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/33","content_text":"\n\nFuck these guys. Watch this horseshit.","content_html":"\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https://www.youtube.com/embed/DL7-CKirWZE\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen\u003e\u003c/iframe\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFuck these guys. Watch this horseshit.\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"Fuck these guys.\r\n","date_published":"2016-06-01T10:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/c444213e-09fd-4b61-b0a3-1ba3bb27f79f.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":40233554,"duration_in_seconds":2476}]},{"id":"tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/264790118","title":"32: POKEMON TOURNAMENT FINALE PART 2!!!!","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/32","content_text":"It's finally here. The Pokemon tournament finale. You've been waiting. We've been waiting. Who will win the crown? FIND OUT HERE AND NOW.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eIt\u0026#39;s finally here. The Pokemon tournament finale. You\u0026#39;ve been waiting. We\u0026#39;ve been waiting. Who will win the crown? FIND OUT HERE AND NOW.\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"It's finally here. The Pokemon tournament finale. You've been waiting. We've been waiting. Who will win the crown? FIND OUT HERE AND NOW.\r\n","date_published":"2016-05-18T16:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/185a6a7a-1afb-48da-b8e8-f732eb90c405.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":53206086,"duration_in_seconds":3263}]},{"id":"tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/262512959","title":"31: POKEMON TOURNAMENT FINALE PART 1!!!!!!","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/31","content_text":"It's finally here. You've waited. We've waited. It's time for the finale of the WHICH POKEMON IS CUTEST TOURNAMENT! No more fucking around.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eIt\u0026#39;s finally here. You\u0026#39;ve waited. We\u0026#39;ve waited. It\u0026#39;s time for the finale of the WHICH POKEMON IS CUTEST TOURNAMENT! No more fucking around.\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"It's finally here. You've waited. We've waited. It's time for the finale of the WHICH POKEMON IS CUTEST TOURNAMENT! No more fucking around.\r\n","date_published":"2016-05-04T16:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/1fd04e26-4f53-4518-b383-6d3665322a43.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":33610005,"duration_in_seconds":2096}]},{"id":"tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/260057414","title":"30: \"A Freak Like Me Needs Company\" from Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/30","content_text":"\n\nIf you do one thing in life, make it watching this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RgR0-EWuNY Brayton and Gary get their freak on, their Bakugon on and their Pokemon on. Would somebody please, please turn on the dark?","content_html":"\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https://www.youtube.com/embed/5RgR0-EWuNY\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen\u003e\u003c/iframe\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIf you do one thing in life, make it watching this: \u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RgR0-EWuNY\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RgR0-EWuNY\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RgR0-EWuNY\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/a\u003e Brayton and Gary get their freak on, their Bakugon on and their Pokemon on. Would somebody please, please turn on the dark?\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"Brayton and Gary get their freak on, their Bakugon on and their Pokemon on. Would somebody please, please turn on the dark?\r\n","date_published":"2016-04-20T14:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/8eb81929-b5e8-4331-93d1-c817d3dee793.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":45425852,"duration_in_seconds":2759}]},{"id":"tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/257638438","title":"29: \"It's My Life\" by Bon Jovi","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/29","content_text":"\n\nBrayton and Gary talk about vape tubes and Manchurian Candidates in this episode about \"It's My Life.\" Which you should 100% watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx2u5uUu3DE","content_html":"\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https://www.youtube.com/embed/vx2u5uUu3DE\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen\u003e\u003c/iframe\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBrayton and Gary talk about vape tubes and Manchurian Candidates in this episode about \u0026quot;It\u0026#39;s My Life.\u0026quot; Which you should 100% watch: \u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx2u5uUu3DE\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx2u5uUu3DE\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx2u5uUu3DE\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"Brayton and Gary talk about vape tubes and Manchurian Candidates in this episode about \"It's My Life.\" Which you should 100% watch.\r\n","date_published":"2016-04-06T12:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/1117ab07-b8c7-460b-adeb-9e13e0db412e.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":48435871,"duration_in_seconds":3012}]},{"id":"tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/254667445","title":"28: \"Blackstar\" and \"Lazarus\" by David Bowie","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/28","content_text":"\n\nBrayton and Gary are joined by Kole Ross for our first crossover. In this TDB/BSC mashup, we tackle the Bloodborne-as-fuck videos for Black Star and Lazarus. R.I.P. Mr. Bowie.","content_html":"\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https://www.youtube.com/embed/kszLwBaC4Sw\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen\u003e\u003c/iframe\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBrayton and Gary are joined by Kole Ross for our first crossover. In this TDB/BSC mashup, we tackle the Bloodborne-as-fuck videos for Black Star and Lazarus. R.I.P. Mr. Bowie.\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"Brayton and Gary are joined by Kole Ross for our first crossover. In this TDB/BSC mashup, we tackle the Bloodborne-as-fuck videos for Black Star and Lazarus. R.I.P. Mr. Bowie.\r\n","date_published":"2016-03-23T14:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/feba6154-50cf-4469-a398-d4fe17d01104.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":40903265,"duration_in_seconds":3379}]},{"id":"tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/251086557","title":"27: \"The Scenario\" by A Tribe Called Quest","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/27","content_text":"\n\nSega CD aesthetics. Listen to Gary not know anything about rap while Brayton knows about rap.","content_html":"\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https://www.youtube.com/embed/Q6TLWqn82J4\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen\u003e\u003c/iframe\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSega CD aesthetics. Listen to Gary not know anything about rap while Brayton knows about rap.\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"Sega CD aesthetics. Listen to Gary not know anything about rap while Brayton knows about rap.\r\n","date_published":"2016-03-09T18:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/eb518fc9-9dcb-4aa9-897d-0451f0e06a64.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":38195490,"duration_in_seconds":2357}]},{"id":"tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/248774111","title":"26: \"Never Let You Go\" by Third Eye Blind","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/26","content_text":"\n\nYou liked our season/ well just have another/ if you told mom no/ you'll break a promise to your mother. Here we are, Season As Well! (Pitch is coming in a few weeks, promise!)","content_html":"\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https://www.youtube.com/embed/YmmjtzDrdGk\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen\u003e\u003c/iframe\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYou liked our season/ well just have another/ if you told mom no/ you\u0026#39;ll break a promise to your mother. Here we are, Season As Well! (Pitch is coming in a few weeks, promise!)\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"You liked our season/ well just have another/ if you told mom no/ you'll break a promise to your mother. Here we are, Season As Well! (Pitch is coming in a few weeks, promise!)\r\n","date_published":"2016-02-24T21:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/f9abb4c0-408b-4441-8dce-64d09a631ff5.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":39819280,"duration_in_seconds":2440}]},{"id":"tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/238900116","title":"25: \"Must Be Santa\" and \"We Wish You a Turtle Christmas\" by Top Billin' and The Turtles","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/25","content_text":"\n\nThese terrible Jokers laugh and sing and do their thing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cjit0hlj04s Merry Christmas everyone, or whatever holiday (or not) you celebrate. The Dirtboys love and cherish you.","content_html":"\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https://www.youtube.com/embed/E6grWQ55VAI\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen\u003e\u003c/iframe\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThese terrible Jokers laugh and sing and do their thing. \u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cjit0hlj04s\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cjit0hlj04s\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cjit0hlj04s\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/a\u003e Merry Christmas everyone, or whatever holiday (or not) you celebrate. The Dirtboys love and cherish you.\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"These terrible Jokers laugh and sing and do their thing. Merry Christmas everyone, or whatever holiday (or not) you celebrate. The Dirtboys love and cherish you.\r\n","date_published":"2015-12-23T22:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/0f92bc32-5ea4-480b-a779-7ecb30a4ea01.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":63117405,"duration_in_seconds":3901}]},{"id":"tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/236873409","title":"24: \"Tripping on a Hole in a Paper Heart\" Our Stone Temple Pilots special","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/24","content_text":"\n\nAfter a Duckstream related hiatus (video to come soon), Brayton and Gary are back with a special report. That's right, we finally get our Stone Temple Pilots License by saying literally everything we know about STP. [Here's the first video we talk about.][1] [1]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVPzWkdhwrw","content_html":"\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https://www.youtube.com/embed/HVPzWkdhwrw\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen\u003e\u003c/iframe\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAfter a Duckstream related hiatus (video to come soon), Brayton and Gary are back with a special report. That\u0026#39;s right, we finally get our Stone Temple Pilots License by saying literally everything we know about STP. [Here\u0026#39;s the first video we talk about.][1] [1]: \u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVPzWkdhwrw\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVPzWkdhwrw\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVPzWkdhwrw\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"After a Duckstream related hiatus (video to come soon), Brayton and Gary are back with a special report. That's right, we finally get our Stone Temple Pilots License by saying literally everything we know about STP.","date_published":"2015-12-09T20:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/3e75af0b-60dc-4b17-977d-6f14c3ac1b93.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":51798271,"duration_in_seconds":3182}]},{"id":"tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/232675091","title":"23: \"Two Princes\" by The Spin Doctors","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/23","content_text":"\n\nThe Haunted Harlequinn, Comptroller of Fates command you [watch...][1] I mean, just look at this guy. Look at him. LOOK AT HIM. [1]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsdy_rct6uo","content_html":"\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https://www.youtube.com/embed/wsdy_rct6uo\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen\u003e\u003c/iframe\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe Haunted Harlequinn, Comptroller of Fates command you [watch...][1] I mean, just look at this guy. Look at him. LOOK AT HIM. [1]: \u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsdy_rct6uo\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsdy_rct6uo\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsdy_rct6uo\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"The Haunted Harlequinn, Comptroller of Fates command you watch... I mean, just look at this guy. Look at him. LOOK AT HIM.\r\n","date_published":"2015-11-11T19:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/70331eba-0ac5-4a86-b8bd-d082b094330e.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":41171894,"duration_in_seconds":2552}]},{"id":"tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/230562819","title":"22: \"Anything Can Happen on Halloween\" from Worst Witch","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/22","content_text":"\n\nThis is my favorite video we've done for the show. Please watch it, please. It's [here.][1] It's better than a vid-e-o. Look for the new album from Pitch Industries \"Anything Can Happen on Holidays\" in 2016. [1]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUhuPn8_d0Q","content_html":"\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https://www.youtube.com/embed/zaOrWhrdaWQ\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen\u003e\u003c/iframe\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis is my favorite video we\u0026#39;ve done for the show. Please watch it, please. It\u0026#39;s [here.][1] It\u0026#39;s better than a vid-e-o. Look for the new album from Pitch Industries \u0026quot;Anything Can Happen on Holidays\u0026quot; in 2016. [1]: \u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUhuPn8_d0Q\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUhuPn8_d0Q\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUhuPn8_d0Q\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"This is my favorite video we've done for the show. Please watch it, please. It's better than a vid-e-o. Look for the new album from Pitch Industries \"Anything Can Happen on Holidays\" in 2016.","date_published":"2015-10-28T21:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/9382630e-a5fb-43c3-9299-708b32cb0ee9.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":62499765,"duration_in_seconds":3795}]},{"id":"tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/228439360","title":"21: \"Black or White\" by Michael Jackson","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/21","content_text":"\n\nOkay, first watch this video. Then look around you, because odds are good that Michael Jackson's world-warping chroma-dance has placed him in your room... even beyond the grave! How many Michael Jacksons can dance on the Hagia Sophia? As many as can dance on the head of a pin.","content_html":"\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https://www.youtube.com/embed/F2AitTPI5U0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen\u003e\u003c/iframe\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eOkay, first watch \u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RuAlyNclck\"\u003ethis video\u003c/a\u003e. Then look around you, because odds are good that Michael Jackson\u0026#39;s world-warping chroma-dance has placed him in your room... even beyond the grave! How many Michael Jacksons can dance on the Hagia Sophia? As many as can dance on the head of a pin.\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"Okay, first watch this video. Then look around you, because odds are good that Michael Jackson's world-warping chroma-dance has placed him in your room... even beyond the grave! How many Michael Jacksons can dance on the Hagia Sophia? As many as can dance on the head of a pin.","date_published":"2015-10-14T19:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/7423aad0-a4e4-476a-a55c-19185ae267f6.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":40566237,"duration_in_seconds":2504}]},{"id":"c403ad3e-0e84-41bc-b64a-4dda6172b079","title":"20: \"Freak on a Leash\" by Korn","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/20","content_text":"\n\nYou like Korn, don't you? Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it.\n\nWhat a fascinating experience this video is. High highs featuring ammomancy and edgey MacFarland art, then low lows featuring a grunt solo that I can't actually listen to.","content_html":"\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https://www.youtube.com/embed/jRGrNDV2mKc\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen\u003e\u003c/iframe\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYou like Korn, don\u0026#39;t you? Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhat a fascinating experience this video is. High highs featuring ammomancy and edgey MacFarland art, then low lows featuring a grunt solo that I can\u0026#39;t actually listen to.\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"You like Korn, don't you? Eat that shit up. Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it.\r\n","date_published":"2015-09-30T15:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/8e625d4e-c435-426f-a115-8c4a64d20846.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":42716173,"duration_in_seconds":2640}]},{"id":"tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/224204257","title":"19: \"Waterfalls\" by TLC","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/19","content_text":"\n\nHey, check this out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WEtxJ4-sh4 We love story rich vidoes at TDB and boy do we have some doozies this batch, starting with this social consciousness number. Other than the inexplicable slut shaming, it's mostly stuff we can get behind.","content_html":"\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https://www.youtube.com/embed/8WEtxJ4-sh4\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen\u003e\u003c/iframe\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eHey, check this out: \u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WEtxJ4-sh4\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WEtxJ4-sh4\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WEtxJ4-sh4\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/a\u003e We love story rich vidoes at TDB and boy do we have some doozies this batch, starting with this social consciousness number. Other than the inexplicable slut shaming, it\u0026#39;s mostly stuff we can get behind.\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"We love story rich vidoes at TDB and boy do we have some doozies this batch, starting with this social consciousness number. Other than the inexplicable slut shaming, it's mostly stuff we can get behind.","date_published":"2015-09-16T19:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/f3de872f-a363-4543-a703-75385a7c8352.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":45478629,"duration_in_seconds":2733}]},{"id":"tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/222047976","title":"18: \"Getting Jiggy Wit' It\" by Will Smith","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/18","content_text":"\n\nEverybody do the Funky Brayton! [This video][1] goes round the world to three places. Will Smith is a national treasure, probably. [1]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JcmQONgXJM","content_html":"\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https://www.youtube.com/embed/3JcmQONgXJM\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen\u003e\u003c/iframe\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eEverybody do the Funky Brayton! [This video][1] goes round the world to three places. Will Smith is a national treasure, probably. [1]: \u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JcmQONgXJM\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JcmQONgXJM\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JcmQONgXJM\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"Everybody do the Funky Brayton! This video goes round the world to three places. Will Smith is a national treasure, probably.\r\n","date_published":"2015-09-02T13:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/d4c347c0-d925-4b23-ae04-46f1dce1497c.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":34982676,"duration_in_seconds":2150}]},{"id":"tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/220045485","title":"17: \"Shake Hands With Beef\" by Primus","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/17","content_text":"\n\nWhy not shake hands with this Primus video in a herky jerky fashion?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHjpWo4edfw I bet this won't be our last video that takes place at a disgusting family meal.","content_html":"\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https://www.youtube.com/embed/ZxRG7uoFDo4\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen\u003e\u003c/iframe\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhy not shake hands with this Primus video in a herky jerky fashion?: \u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHjpWo4edfw\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHjpWo4edfw\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHjpWo4edfw\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/a\u003e I bet this won\u0026#39;t be our last video that takes place at a disgusting family meal.\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"Why not shake hands with this Primus video in a herky jerky fashion? I bet this won't be our last video that takes place at a disgusting family meal.\r\n","date_published":"2015-08-19T23:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/258de0d5-8287-4d6e-b2fd-3c34b6228f3c.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":28857389,"duration_in_seconds":1747}]},{"id":"tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/217956926","title":"16: \"The Breakdown\" by Tantric","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/16","content_text":"\n\nThe dirtboys tackled these assholes. Viking drummers, gravel voiced shits, frizzy haired weirdos. It's all there. Also, this son is about Anne Frank: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxRG7uoFDo4","content_html":"\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https://www.youtube.com/embed/ZxRG7uoFDo4\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen\u003e\u003c/iframe\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe dirtboys tackled these assholes. Viking drummers, gravel voiced shits, frizzy haired weirdos. It\u0026#39;s all there. Also, this son is about Anne Frank: \u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxRG7uoFDo4\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxRG7uoFDo4\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxRG7uoFDo4\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"The dirtboys tackled these assholes. Viking drummers, gravel voiced shits, frizzy haired weirdos. It's all there. Also, this son is about Anne Frank.\r\n","date_published":"2015-08-05T17:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/2c46c302-64b5-414a-8335-62e86032458a.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":40946102,"duration_in_seconds":2534}]},{"id":"tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/215939757","title":"15: \"Loverboy\" by Billy Ocean","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/15","content_text":"\n\nWhat makes a hero? 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Enjoy this take on the most meaningful meaningless shit video.\r\n","date_published":"2015-07-08T18:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/0480aaba-9ceb-483a-bac4-f59ced3a1322.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":32747362,"duration_in_seconds":2599}]},{"id":"tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/211851016","title":"13: \"Send Me On My Way\" by Rusted Root","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/13","content_text":"\n\nIntroducing new hot segments and hot new takes on spirituality, it's The Teenage Dirtbaggers on Rusted Root's opus.","content_html":"\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https://www.youtube.com/embed/IGMabBGydC0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen\u003e\u003c/iframe\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIntroducing new hot segments and hot new takes on spirituality, it\u0026#39;s The Teenage Dirtbaggers on Rusted Root\u0026#39;s opus.\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"Introducing new hot segments and hot new takes on spirituality, it's The Teenage Dirtbaggers on Rusted Root's opus.\r\n","date_published":"2015-06-24T19:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/7107e1de-d315-4d5c-81a7-06965d17ca76.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":43175624,"duration_in_seconds":2591}]},{"id":"tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/209791723","title":"12: \"How Can the Labouring Man Find Time For Self Culture?\" by Martini Ranch","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/12","content_text":"\n\nWORK WORK WORK WORK WORK. Watch this shameless nonsense. It's homage time with Bill Paxton. This catchy Devo ripoff is a stock footage fuckfest.","content_html":"\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https://www.youtube.com/embed/cnxOY4soITM\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen\u003e\u003c/iframe\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWORK WORK WORK WORK WORK. Watch this shameless nonsense. It\u0026#39;s homage time with Bill Paxton. This catchy Devo ripoff is a stock footage fuckfest.\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK. Watch this shameless nonsense. It's homage time with Bill Paxton. This catchy Devo ripoff is a stock footage fuckfest.\r\n","date_published":"2015-06-10T22:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/0f2bf19f-2e62-4509-9669-f3fb4db99873.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":34055029,"duration_in_seconds":2102}]},{"id":"tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/207538044","title":"11: \"I Feel Better\" by Hot Chip","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/11","content_text":"\n\nThis is both a good song and a good video. What are we even doing here? For the love of Popeye, watch this. One of Brayton's all time favorite videos, this video is great, the song is good and it's definitely not 90s. But man, oh man, is it special. Appreciate it while you can.","content_html":"\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https://www.youtube.com/embed/MaCZN2N6Q_I\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen\u003e\u003c/iframe\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis is both a good song and a good video. What are we even doing here? For the love of Popeye, watch this. One of Brayton\u0026#39;s all time favorite videos, this video is great, the song is good and it\u0026#39;s definitely not 90s. But man, oh man, is it special. Appreciate it while you can.\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"This is both a good song and a good video. What are we even doing here? For the love of Popeye, watch this. One of Brayton's all time favorite videos, this video is great, the song is good and it's definitely not 90s. But man, oh man, is it special. Appreciate it while you can.","date_published":"2015-05-27T17:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/6f8af2ff-4d4a-41bb-b524-633818cea1e4.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":28081269,"duration_in_seconds":1731}]},{"id":"tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/205355799","title":"10: \"When Worlds Collide\" by Powerman 5000","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/10","content_text":"\n\nYou should treat yourself to this nonsense. Then listen to us talk about it! Sorry if you downloaded an earlier version that had some misaligned audio. Forgive us because this is truly what it's like when worlds collide.","content_html":"\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https://www.youtube.com/embed/lsV500W4BHU\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen\u003e\u003c/iframe\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYou should treat yourself to this nonsense. Then listen to us talk about it! Sorry if you downloaded an earlier version that had some misaligned audio. Forgive us because this is truly what it\u0026#39;s like when worlds collide.\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"You should treat yourself to this nonsense. Then listen to us talk about it! Sorry if you downloaded an earlier version that had some misaligned audio. Forgive us because this is truly what it's like when worlds collide.","date_published":"2015-05-13T18:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/826ace2e-b705-43c2-825e-852d64a16e96.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":28460831,"duration_in_seconds":2204}]},{"id":"tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/203191947","title":"9: \"My Own Worst Enemy\" by Lit","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/9","content_text":"\n\nIt's hard to recommend but please watch this abomination. In this episode, the dirtboys tackle Lit's classic(?) trash song My Own Worst Enemy.","content_html":"\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https://www.youtube.com/embed/sc5iTNVEOAg\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen\u003e\u003c/iframe\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt\u0026#39;s hard to recommend but please watch this abomination. In this episode, the dirtboys tackle Lit\u0026#39;s classic(?) trash song My Own Worst Enemy.\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"In this episode, the dirtboys tackle Lit's classic(?) trash song My Own Worst Enemy.\r\n","date_published":"2015-04-29T19:15:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/610a0697-ab60-48ab-8d33-899e14ce5f79.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":32852113,"duration_in_seconds":2039}]},{"id":"tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/201004707","title":"8: \"Dangerous\" by Busta Rhymes","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/8","content_text":"\n\nDid you know that Brayton and I are dangerous? We're so dangerous? Also, the whole Duckfeed Unit is dangerous.","content_html":"\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https://www.youtube.com/embed/UJUk45l4h8c\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen\u003e\u003c/iframe\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDid you know that Brayton and I are dangerous? We\u0026#39;re so dangerous? Also, the whole Duckfeed Unit is dangerous.\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"Did you know that Brayton and I are dangerous? We're so dangerous? Also, the whole Duckfeed Unit is dangerous.\r\n","date_published":"2015-04-15T19:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/1536ba16-bdd2-4930-8f4b-02663cd24e5c.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":35970482,"duration_in_seconds":2230}]},{"id":"tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/198825776","title":"7: \"Blue\" by Eiffel 65","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/7","content_text":"\n\nThere were once a blue man who lived inside a blue house inside a (mostly) blue state. His name is Evan Thorne and he's joining the dirt boys to talk about this bonkers nonsense. Please, watch this video.","content_html":"\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https://www.youtube.com/embed/68ugkg9RePc\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen\u003e\u003c/iframe\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThere were once a blue man who lived inside a blue house inside a (mostly) blue state. His name is Evan Thorne and he\u0026#39;s joining the dirt boys to talk about this bonkers nonsense. Please, watch this video.\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"There were once a blue man who lived inside a blue house inside a (mostly) blue state. His name is Evan Thorne and he's joining the dirt boys to talk about this bonkers nonsense.\r\n","date_published":"2015-04-01T19:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/73979cc5-6b95-4272-94ba-149fa6ae8aca.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":44209797,"duration_in_seconds":2753}]},{"id":"tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/196548434","title":"6: \"Original Wrapper\" by Lou Reed","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/6","content_text":"\n\nLess than ten thousand people have watched this video. Join them. It's another patented Teenage Dirtbags FLASHBACK with Lou Reed and The Original Wrapper. A song that you guys don't know exist and will bum you out/blow your mind.","content_html":"\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https://www.youtube.com/embed/t1Am45JrwQ4\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen\u003e\u003c/iframe\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eLess than ten thousand people have watched this video. Join them. 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