Meatloaf and Cher AND Foreigner! Damn
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\nGot go get Gilligan because I'm the Skipper
\nI don't like the Red Hot Chili Peppers much
\nThe end
Due to an injury, me and Brayton haven't been able to record and won't be able to til next week. This micro episode is to let you folks know, and also, this song slays.
\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acT_PSAZ7BQ
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\nHanson Video
\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHozn0YXAeE
\nKidz Bop Video
\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDPxwchPRys
Summer Jam season continues on with a twofer from the Dirtboys and PUSA. Lump and Peaches!
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\nWatch Here
Jonny's got a new episode Jonny wants you to listen right away. Jonny Supports Patreon, Jonny has an invisible AK
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\n\nCome for the trailer for Kiss the Girls 2: The Butterfly Collector.
\n\nWatch this
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\n\nThen a break to recharge our batteries! We'll be back in a month or so.
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\n\nIn a sort of anti Scatman John situation, a jackass frontman makes a decent song a bit worse rather than the other way around. 3 more episodes this season!
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","summary":"[Here's the video!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd3Y4o95ObU)\r\n\r\nGary hasn't seen this one, so watch at your own risk. We'll be back with a regular episode next time!","date_published":"2017-11-01T11:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/58b53e13-95aa-408e-87df-e07c4f314d2b.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":13264263,"duration_in_seconds":531}]},{"id":"ed38304d-d071-4572-b066-19817544fbbe","title":"65: \"Everybody Jam\" by Scatman John","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/65","content_text":"We end as we began: With the ghost of Louie Armstrong summoned from a brick wall. Watch this and see the Summer of Scat fade into the review mirror.","content_html":"We end as we began: With the ghost of Louie Armstrong summoned from a brick wall. Watch this and see the Summer of Scat fade into the review mirror.
","summary":"We end as we began: With the ghost of Louie Armstrong summoned from a brick wall. [Watch this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0h1X5Mir85M) and see the Summer of Scat fade into the review mirror.","date_published":"2017-10-18T10:45:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/ed38304d-d071-4572-b066-19817544fbbe.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":59556321,"duration_in_seconds":2423}]},{"id":"7504d510-2828-42f9-a326-64ce0a821ef7","title":"64: \"Scatman's World\" by Scatman John","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/64","content_text":"The Summer of Scat Continues! Brayton and Gary tcb with Scatman's World, a magical place at the intersection of dreams and life. ","content_html":"The Summer of Scat Continues! Brayton and Gary tcb with Scatman's World, a magical place at the intersection of dreams and life.
","summary":"[The Summer of Scat Continues!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02vDkMEdIkY) Brayton and Gary tcb with Scatman's World, a magical place at the intersection of dreams and life. ","date_published":"2017-10-04T05:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/7504d510-2828-42f9-a326-64ce0a821ef7.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":63986962,"duration_in_seconds":2647}]},{"id":"64d85271-052d-406f-937f-44e7527c14d3","title":"63: \"Scatman\" by Scatman John","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/63","content_text":"There's enough misery in the world so we're pivoting away from the Summer of Glum/Summer Bummers series to THE SUMMER OF SCAT. Join us, for part 1.","content_html":"There's enough misery in the world so we're pivoting away from the Summer of Glum/Summer Bummers series to THE SUMMER OF SCAT. Join us, for part 1.
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\n\nCheck it out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHuGG_FsC20
","summary":"Summer Jam Seasons begins with THE WORST SONG WE'VE DONE FOR THE SHOW. \r\n\r\nCheck it out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHuGG_FsC20","date_published":"2017-08-24T12:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/287de33a-2902-4f06-8a13-f577687fc018.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":64651809,"duration_in_seconds":2598}]},{"id":"647b9374-c0a9-4492-8510-ebd1b34181f5","title":"60: \"Slumlord Rising\" by Neon Indian","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/60","content_text":"(Extremely Warcraft 3 voice) The Slumlord...has awakened. \n\nBnG raises the rent on the slumlord in question. Check this Hotline Miami ass fire: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0wPHAau1ts","content_html":"(Extremely Warcraft 3 voice) The Slumlord...has awakened.
\n\nBnG raises the rent on the slumlord in question. Check this Hotline Miami ass fire: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0wPHAau1ts
","summary":"(Extremely Warcraft 3 voice) The Slumlord...has awakened. \r\n\r\nBnG raises the rent on the slumlord in question. Check this Hotline Miami ass fire: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0wPHAau1ts","date_published":"2017-07-17T16:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/647b9374-c0a9-4492-8510-ebd1b34181f5.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":56226093,"duration_in_seconds":2330}]},{"id":"16573d4d-c869-49e9-94a2-dd868e96ca3a","title":"59: \"Hearts on Fire\" by Hammer Fall","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/59","content_text":"Welp, there's a few different Hearts on Fire videos. This is the one we watched. It's time to get Skelecrazy and Cubist in this piece. ","content_html":"Welp, there's a few different Hearts on Fire videos. This is the one we watched. It's time to get Skelecrazy and Cubist in this piece.
","summary":"Welp, there's a few different Hearts on Fire videos. [This is the one we watched](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k25X8RAjJ00). It's time to get Skelecrazy and Cubist in this piece. ","date_published":"2017-07-12T11:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/16573d4d-c869-49e9-94a2-dd868e96ca3a.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":59195165,"duration_in_seconds":2453}]},{"id":"ed4a6394-243c-452c-a20b-dd57ca9fc204","title":"58: \"California Love\" by Tupac","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/58","content_text":"Check out this all time classic, then party with the Dirtboys in Inglewood (Inglewood, Illinois). ","content_html":"Check out this all time classic, then party with the Dirtboys in Inglewood (Inglewood, Illinois).
","summary":"Check out this [all time classic](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wBTdfAkqGU), then party with the Dirtboys in Inglewood (Inglewood, Illinois). ","date_published":"2017-06-28T02:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/ed4a6394-243c-452c-a20b-dd57ca9fc204.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":55897710,"duration_in_seconds":2319}]},{"id":"623e879c-047e-460b-95d8-beaeb2cbe5fc","title":"57: \"Girigiri Surf Rider\" by HALCALI","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/57","content_text":"More \"Daily Motion Sickness\" with HALCALI and Girigiri Surf Rider. Scope this catchy number.\n\nGang violence AND a new Pokemon tournament? Happy happy birthday to me! (it's not actually my birthday). ","content_html":"More "Daily Motion Sickness" with HALCALI and Girigiri Surf Rider. Scope this catchy number.
\n\nGang violence AND a new Pokemon tournament? Happy happy birthday to me! (it's not actually my birthday).
","summary":"More \"Daily Motion Sickness\" with HALCALI and Girigiri Surf Rider. [Scope this catchy number.](http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x35v94_halcali-girigiri-surf-rider_news)\r\n\r\nGang violence AND a new Pokemon tournament? Happy happy birthday to me! (it's not actually my birthday). \r\n","date_published":"2017-06-14T10:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/623e879c-047e-460b-95d8-beaeb2cbe5fc.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":61613155,"duration_in_seconds":2542}]},{"id":"fb7ff335-59d2-4d12-b241-e9f14af734f0","title":"56: \"Hunger Strike\" by Temple of the Dog","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/56","content_text":"It's a TEENAGE DIRTBAGS SPECIAL REPORT! Time to end our contract with Christian Slater. We don't mind stealing bread, and hopefully you don't mind listening to this episode. \n\nAnd a bonus 8-bit version","content_html":"It's a TEENAGE DIRTBAGS SPECIAL REPORT! Time to end our contract with Christian Slater. We don't mind stealing bread, and hopefully you don't mind listening to this episode.
\n\nAnd a bonus 8-bit version
","summary":"It's a TEENAGE DIRTBAGS [SPECIAL REPORT!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUb450Alpps) Time to end our contract with Christian Slater. We don't mind stealing bread, and hopefully you don't mind listening to this episode. ","date_published":"2017-05-31T10:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/fb7ff335-59d2-4d12-b241-e9f14af734f0.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":59413376,"duration_in_seconds":2456}]},{"id":"addafa7a-16bc-472f-8e68-e6a7bb8c8ed6","title":"55: \"Let's Go to Bed\" by the Cure","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/55","content_text":"Let's Go to, sigh, Daily Motion for some bouncy weirdos, courtesy of Liam McCann! Let's get literal!","content_html":"Let's Go to, sigh, Daily Motion for some bouncy weirdos, courtesy of Liam McCann! Let's get literal!
","summary":"Let's Go to, sigh, [Daily Motion](http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1yfvq_cure-let-s-go-to-bed_music) for some bouncy weirdos, courtesy of Liam McCann! Let's get literal!","date_published":"2017-05-17T10:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/addafa7a-16bc-472f-8e68-e6a7bb8c8ed6.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":72413431,"duration_in_seconds":2997}]},{"id":"0d855210-a9ed-4f86-b014-936be9d231be","title":"54: \"I Would Do Anything for Love\" by Meat Loaf","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/54","content_text":"Listen, there are just some things we won't do. I wouldn't top deck an airplane bathroom, for example. But Meatloaf is different.\n\nWatch this","content_html":"Listen, there are just some things we won't do. I wouldn't top deck an airplane bathroom, for example. But Meatloaf is different.
\n\nWatch this
","summary":"Listen, there are just some things we won't do. I wouldn't top deck an airplane bathroom, for example. But Meatloaf is different.\r\n\r\nWatch [this](http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x337wb_meat-loaf-i-d-do-anything-for-love_music)","date_published":"2017-05-02T17:30:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/0d855210-a9ed-4f86-b014-936be9d231be.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":68176288,"duration_in_seconds":2827}]},{"id":"fc2e4cc7-5c9b-4669-89f3-a708c4b7b2f4","title":"53: \"I Did It\" by the Dave Matthews Band","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/53","content_text":"Well, somebody fucking did it. Yes. Me did it.\n\nThis special, special song brought to you by Kole Ross, and features special guest special Kole guest Ross. ","content_html":"Well, somebody fucking did it. Yes. Me did it.
\n\nThis special, special song brought to you by Kole Ross, and features special guest special Kole guest Ross.
","summary":"Well, [somebody fucking did it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRXZkdEj7YI). Yes. Me did it.\r\n\r\nThis special, special song brought to you by Kole Ross, and features special guest special Kole guest Ross. ","date_published":"2017-04-19T10:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/fc2e4cc7-5c9b-4669-89f3-a708c4b7b2f4.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":77094110,"duration_in_seconds":3188}]},{"id":"92637681-3a54-41c2-9e10-dbce849b481e","title":"52: Nobody Speak by DJ Shadow feat Run the Jewels","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/52","content_text":"Picture this.\n\nBrayton and Gary will fall off in your grill, and then take a shit, with our 2nd Duckstream donation request. Yes, we are guilty motherfuckers, we are death.","content_html":"\n\nBrayton and Gary will fall off in your grill, and then take a shit, with our 2nd Duckstream donation request. Yes, we are guilty motherfuckers, we are death.
","summary":"[Picture this.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUC2EQvdzmY)\r\n\r\nBrayton and Gary will fall off in your grill, and then take a shit, with our 2nd Duckstream donation request. ","date_published":"2017-04-05T16:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/92637681-3a54-41c2-9e10-dbce849b481e.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":55073761,"duration_in_seconds":2275}]},{"id":"79c512e0-4336-4fa2-a626-ab29f1f5e8e5","title":"51: \"One Headlight (Heroes Remix)\" by the Wallflowers","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/51","content_text":"It's Office Livin' with the Dylan boys! Brayton and Gary talk some smack about the Godzilla, but never Godzooki. Thanks Will!\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm_zXG72pdk","content_html":"It's Office Livin' with the Dylan boys! Brayton and Gary talk some smack about the Godzilla, but never Godzooki. Thanks Will!
\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm_zXG72pdk
","summary":"It's Office Livin' with the Dylan boys! Brayton and Gary talk some smack about the Godzilla, but never Godzooki. Thanks Will!\r\n\r\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm_zXG72pdk","date_published":"2017-03-22T09:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/79c512e0-4336-4fa2-a626-ab29f1f5e8e5.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":67667564,"duration_in_seconds":2808}]},{"id":"66d7a6fa-47d1-467f-ad9f-46d643affeb7","title":"50: Coolest Pokémon Tournament Finale","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/50","content_text":"It's finally time to reveal....the coolest pokemon. Can you handle the controversy? ","content_html":"It's finally time to reveal....the coolest pokemon. Can you handle the controversy?
","summary":"It's finally time to reveal....the coolest pokemon. Can you handle the controversy? ","date_published":"2017-03-08T10:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/66d7a6fa-47d1-467f-ad9f-46d643affeb7.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":72054994,"duration_in_seconds":2984}]},{"id":"764b7180-830c-40a8-ad29-e6a53e5d12a0","title":"49: Turn Down For What","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/49","content_text":"Well, this is something. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMUDVMiITOU\n\nListen and Brayton and Gary enumerate all the reasons one might wish to turn down. ","content_html":"Well, this is something. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMUDVMiITOU
\n\nListen and Brayton and Gary enumerate all the reasons one might wish to turn down.
","summary":"Well, this is something. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMUDVMiITOU\r\n\r\nListen and Brayton and Gary enumerate all the reasons one might wish to turn down. ","date_published":"2017-02-22T14:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/764b7180-830c-40a8-ad29-e6a53e5d12a0.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":64004369,"duration_in_seconds":2644}]},{"id":"93c954e1-dd27-4e70-80b0-a51baffd1aa9","title":"48: \"Black Hole Sun\" by Soundgarden","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/48","content_text":"Why don't Teenage Dirtbags come and wash away the rain? Because we're busy watching this artifact: \n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mbBbFH9fAg ","content_html":"Why don't Teenage Dirtbags come and wash away the rain? Because we're busy watching this artifact:
\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mbBbFH9fAg
","summary":"Why don't Teenage Dirtbags come and wash away the rain? Because we're busy watching this artifact: \r\n\r\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mbBbFH9fAg ","date_published":"2017-02-08T14:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/93c954e1-dd27-4e70-80b0-a51baffd1aa9.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":56494334,"duration_in_seconds":2330}]},{"id":"c0cabe7b-23bb-401b-861d-08d49e27605b","title":"47: \"Must Be Santa\" by Bob Dylan / \"Spies Like Us\" by Paul McCartney","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/47","content_text":"Hey, Love it or Hate it, it's Mr. Robert Dyl-Dyl and a certain red buddy (the roust-a-bout). \n\n\n\nAnd because we love you and hate ourselves, we decided to get into the holiday spirit with this disaster and a halfster. \n\n","content_html":"Hey, Love it or Hate it, it's Mr. Robert Dyl-Dyl and a certain red buddy (the roust-a-bout).
\n\n\n\nAnd because we love you and hate ourselves, we decided to get into the holiday spirit with this disaster and a halfster.
\n\n","summary":"Why, it's time for the year end holiday special from the dirtboys! Our annual tradition has become a yearly ritual once again. ","date_published":"2016-12-14T09:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/c0cabe7b-23bb-401b-861d-08d49e27605b.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":74391607,"duration_in_seconds":3079}]},{"id":"2141f76b-10e1-4a95-be85-e001c770233b","title":"46: \"Rapture\" by Blondie","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/46","content_text":"\n\nAnd here we are, Brayton and Gary, talking about a Blondie classic. How'd we miss this back in the 80s!?","content_html":"\n\nAnd here we are, Brayton and Gary, talking about a Blondie classic. How'd we miss this back in the 80s!?
","summary":"The Man from Mars sure is a wonder to behold. ","date_published":"2016-11-30T18:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/2141f76b-10e1-4a95-be85-e001c770233b.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":64798481,"duration_in_seconds":2685}]},{"id":"e229bdb7-848a-4f6d-90bc-afc47770ffbd","title":"45: \"What is Love?\" by Haddaway","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/45","content_text":"\n\nIt's my way or the Haddaway on this episode of Teenage Dirtbags!","content_html":"\n\nIt's my way or the Haddaway on this episode of Teenage Dirtbags!
","summary":"It's my way or the Haddaway on this episode of Teenage Dirtbags! Check this out!\r\n","date_published":"2016-11-16T22:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/8ddc9bb9-99e6-475b-9388-aab50ec880ed.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":39541128,"duration_in_seconds":2451}]},{"id":"e4620745-db9f-40d3-8fb6-38a91e572f60","title":"44: \"Roll to Me\" by Del Amitri","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/44","content_text":"We capture a White Whale with Del Amitri's tale of singing babies, coquettish mom's and vague teleportation.","content_html":"We capture a White Whale with Del Amitri's tale of singing babies, coquettish mom's and vague teleportation.
","summary":"We capture a White Whale with Del Amitri's tale of singing babies, coquettish mom's and vague teleportation.\r\n","date_published":"2016-11-02T18:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/3fffc6e0-8e21-4e91-945a-8a23bca8783f.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":43400562,"duration_in_seconds":2683}]},{"id":"df6d7621-102b-4339-a7d4-1dacdcff79bd","title":"43: \"Right Now\" by Van Halen","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/43","content_text":"\n\nDon't put it off another day, watch this video. It's blandly aspirational!","content_html":"\n\nDon't put it off another day, watch this video. It's blandly aspirational!
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","summary":"We're shaking off our glummies by returning to a mutual favorite. These guys! Enjoy this darke jyrney into the world of tech experts.\r\n","date_published":"2016-10-05T14:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/e00c4a2e-3ffa-474d-a365-fc5dfa904f60/fa7a51c3-13e5-40d8-bcf6-afd501bc0331.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":44143354,"duration_in_seconds":2756}]},{"id":"tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/283950147","title":"41: \"November Rain\" by Guns 'n' Roses","url":"https://www.teenagedirtbags.co/41","content_text":"\n\nHere it is, folks, the finale of the Summer of Glum. Let's wash this taste from our mouth with a big slice of wedding cake.","content_html":"\n\nHere it is, folks, the finale of the Summer of Glum. Let's wash this taste from our mouth with a big slice of wedding cake.
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\n\nWhat a fascinating experience this video is. High highs featuring ammomancy and edgey MacFarland art, then low lows featuring a grunt solo that I can't actually listen to.
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