Teenage Dirtbags

The longest-running podcast of all time.

About the show

What is Teenage Dirtbags? What ISN'T Teenage Dirtbags? A freeform conversation between friends? An in depth examination of music videos from the 90s? All this and more.

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Episodes

  • 45: "What is Love?" by Haddaway

    November 16th, 2016  |  40 mins 51 secs

    It's my way or the Haddaway on this episode of Teenage Dirtbags! Check this out!

  • 44: "Roll to Me" by Del Amitri

    November 2nd, 2016  |  44 mins 43 secs

    We capture a White Whale with Del Amitri's tale of singing babies, coquettish mom's and vague teleportation.

  • 43: "Right Now" by Van Halen

    October 19th, 2016  |  49 mins 46 secs

    Ed is playing the piano, and you are listening to Teenage Dirtbags.

  • 42: "Ready for the Floor" by Hot Chip

    October 5th, 2016  |  45 mins 56 secs

    We're shaking off our glummies by returning to a mutual favorite. These guys! Enjoy this darke jyrney into the world of tech experts.

  • 41: "November Rain" by Guns 'n' Roses

    September 21st, 2016  |  47 mins 52 secs

    Here it is, folks, the finale of the Summer of Glum. Let's wash this taste from our mouth with a big slice of wedding cake.

  • 40: "Everybody Hurts" by R.E.M.

    September 7th, 2016  |  42 mins 56 secs

    When the day is long, make sure you watch this video. It's the penultimate entry in the Year of the Sadpole, The Summer of Glum!

  • 39: "What's This Life For" by Creed

    August 24th, 2016  |  47 mins 9 secs

    (extremely Creed voice) ♪ What's a Dickfor??? ♪ It's the year of the sadpole, the summer of glum and it continues with this terrible fucking song. Ahem.

  • 38: "Tha Crossroads" by Bone Thugs-n-Harmony

    August 10th, 2016  |  42 mins 35 secs

    Do you miss Uncle Charles? I do. Sometimes. It's time for the Summer of Glum! Let's get real sad!

  • 37: "Bicycle Safety Camp"

    July 27th, 2016  |  59 mins 20 secs

    What's more Summery than a nice bike ride? But you gotta ride safe, we're begging you please.

  • 36: "Thong Song" by Sisqo

    July 13th, 2016  |  42 mins 12 secs

    Summer Jams Season continues with Sisqo's magnum opus, the Thong Song. The Dirtlads talk about all that and more, including an update on our famous segment The Pokemon Go Report.

  • 35: "Smooth" by Santana ft. Rob Thomas

    June 29th, 2016  |  50 mins 24 secs

    It's a hot one indeed. Get down to this Summer Jam all you Spanish Harlem Mona Lisas. It's time for a street party and you are invited.

  • 34: "Barbie Girl" by Aqua

    June 15th, 2016  |  40 mins 32 secs

    Come on Dirtbags let's eat skirt rags. Oh oh oh oh. Come on Dirtbags, watch this video. (Oh, owa, Oh, owa).

  • 33: "You Get What You Give" by The New Radicals

    June 1st, 2016  |  41 mins 16 secs

    Fuck these guys.

  • 32: POKEMON TOURNAMENT FINALE PART 2!!!!

    May 18th, 2016  |  54 mins 23 secs

    It's finally here. The Pokemon tournament finale. You've been waiting. We've been waiting. Who will win the crown? FIND OUT HERE AND NOW.

  • 31: POKEMON TOURNAMENT FINALE PART 1!!!!!!

    May 4th, 2016  |  34 mins 56 secs

    It's finally here. You've waited. We've waited. It's time for the finale of the WHICH POKEMON IS CUTEST TOURNAMENT! No more fucking around.

  • 30: "A Freak Like Me Needs Company" from Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark

    April 20th, 2016  |  45 mins 59 secs

    Brayton and Gary get their freak on, their Bakugon on and their Pokemon on. Would somebody please, please turn on the dark?