About the Show
What is Teenage Dirtbags? What ISN'T Teenage Dirtbags? A freeform conversation between friends? An in depth examination of music videos from the 90s? All this and more.
Episode 15: "Loverboy" by Billy Ocean
July 22nd, 2015 | 37 mins 50 secs
What makes a hero? Whatever it is, Billy Ocean has OCEANS of it and this video shows that he's willing to use those powers for good or at least neutral/fine. Do you like Teenage Dirtbags? Not enough people listen to it! Tell other people about it!
Episode 14: "Everything You Want" by Vertical Horizon
July 8th, 2015 | 43 mins 19 secs
What is up with that shirt? Enjoy this take on the most meaningful meaningless shit video.
Episode 13: "Send Me On My Way" by Rusted Root
June 24th, 2015 | 43 mins 11 secs
Introducing new hot segments and hot new takes on spirituality, it's The Teenage Dirtbaggers on Rusted Root's opus.
Episode 12: "How Can the Labouring Man Find Time For Self Culture?" by Martini Ranch
June 10th, 2015 | 35 mins 2 secs
WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK. Watch this shameless nonsense. It's homage time with Bill Paxton. This catchy Devo ripoff is a stock footage fuckfest.
Episode 11: "I Feel Better" by Hot Chip
May 27th, 2015 | 28 mins 51 secs
This is both a good song and a good video. What are we even doing here? For the love of Popeye, watch this. One of Brayton's all time favorite videos, this video is great, the song is good and it's definitely not 90s. But man, oh man, is it special. Appreciate it while you can.
Episode 10: "When Worlds Collide" by Powerman 5000
May 13th, 2015 | 36 mins 44 secs
You should treat yourself to this nonsense. Then listen to us talk about it! Sorry if you downloaded an earlier version that had some misaligned audio. Forgive us because this is truly what it's like when worlds collide.
Episode 9: "My Own Worst Enemy" by Lit
April 29th, 2015 | 33 mins 59 secs
In this episode, the dirtboys tackle Lit's classic(?) trash song My Own Worst Enemy.
Episode 8: "Dangerous" by Busta Rhymes
April 15th, 2015 | 37 mins 10 secs
Did you know that Brayton and I are dangerous? We're so dangerous? Also, the whole Duckfeed Unit is dangerous.
Episode 7: "Blue" by Eiffel 65
April 1st, 2015 | 45 mins 53 secs
There were once a blue man who lived inside a blue house inside a (mostly) blue state. His name is Evan Thorne and he's joining the dirt boys to talk about this bonkers nonsense.
Episode 6: "Original Wrapper" by Lou Reed
March 18th, 2015 | 30 mins 40 secs
Less than ten thousand people have watched this video. It's another patented Teenage Dirtbags FLASHBACK with Lou Reed and The Original Wrapper. A song that you guys don't know exist and will bum you o
Episode 5: "Shine" by Collective Soul
March 4th, 2015 | 29 mins 33 secs
Bow dowwa dun dun duh dowa dow Brayton. And Bow dowwa dun dun duh dowa dow Gary examine Bow dowwa dun dun duh dowa dow Shine by Bow dowwa dun dun duh dowa dow Collective Soul
Episode 4: "Cumbersome" by Seven Mary Three
February 18th, 2015 | 30 mins
Brayton and Gary introduce some new segments and play one of our favorite games in this examination of the boys in the bar, Seven Mary Three.
Episode 3: "Inside Out" by Eve 6
February 4th, 2015 | 29 mins 26 secs
After you've watched it, please burn burn like a wicker cabinet with your friends Brayton and Gary! More segments, more nonsense, more symbolism.
Episode 2: "Teenage Dirtbag" by Wheatus
January 21st, 2015 | 37 mins 17 secs
Your boyfriend brings a gun to school? What a dick! I literally can't think of a stronger word to describe him!