About the Show
What is Teenage Dirtbags? What ISN'T Teenage Dirtbags? A freeform conversation between friends? An in depth examination of music videos from the 90s? All this and more.
Episode 33: "You Get What You Give" by The New Radicals
June 1st, 2016 | 41 mins 16 secs
Fuck these guys.
Episode 32: POKEMON TOURNAMENT FINALE PART 2!!!!
May 18th, 2016 | 54 mins 23 secs
It's finally here. The Pokemon tournament finale. You've been waiting. We've been waiting. Who will win the crown? FIND OUT HERE AND NOW.
Episode 31: POKEMON TOURNAMENT FINALE PART 1!!!!!!
May 4th, 2016 | 34 mins 56 secs
It's finally here. You've waited. We've waited. It's time for the finale of the WHICH POKEMON IS CUTEST TOURNAMENT! No more fucking around.
Episode 30: "A Freak Like Me Needs Company" from Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark
April 20th, 2016 | 45 mins 59 secs
Brayton and Gary get their freak on, their Bakugon on and their Pokemon on. Would somebody please, please turn on the dark?
Episode 29: "It's My Life" by Bon Jovi
April 6th, 2016 | 50 mins 12 secs
Brayton and Gary talk about vape tubes and Manchurian Candidates in this episode about "It's My Life." Which you should 100% watch.
Episode 28: "Blackstar" and "Lazarus" by David Bowie
March 23rd, 2016 | 56 mins 19 secs
Brayton and Gary are joined by Kole Ross for our first crossover. In this TDB/BSC mashup, we tackle the Bloodborne-as-fuck videos for Black Star and Lazarus. R.I.P. Mr. Bowie.
Episode 27: "The Scenario" by A Tribe Called Quest
March 9th, 2016 | 39 mins 17 secs
Sega CD aesthetics. Listen to Gary not know anything about rap while Brayton knows about rap.
Episode 26: "Never Let You Go" by Third Eye Blind
February 24th, 2016 | 40 mins 40 secs
You liked our season/ well just have another/ if you told mom no/ you'll break a promise to your mother. Here we are, Season As Well! (Pitch is coming in a few weeks, promise!)
Episode 25: "Must Be Santa" and "We Wish You a Turtle Christmas" by Top Billin' and The Turtles
December 23rd, 2015 | 1 hr 5 mins
These terrible Jokers laugh and sing and do their thing. Merry Christmas everyone, or whatever holiday (or not) you celebrate. The Dirtboys love and cherish you.
Episode 24: "Tripping on a Hole in a Paper Heart" Our Stone Temple Pilots special
December 9th, 2015 | 53 mins 2 secs
After a Duckstream related hiatus (video to come soon), Brayton and Gary are back with a special report. That's right, we finally get our Stone Temple Pilots License by saying literally everything we know about STP.
Episode 23: "Two Princes" by The Spin Doctors
November 11th, 2015 | 42 mins 32 secs
The Haunted Harlequinn, Comptroller of Fates command you watch... I mean, just look at this guy. Look at him. LOOK AT HIM.
Episode 22: "Anything Can Happen on Halloween" from Worst Witch
October 28th, 2015 | 1 hr 3 mins
This is my favorite video we've done for the show. Please watch it, please. It's better than a vid-e-o. Look for the new album from Pitch Industries "Anything Can Happen on Holidays" in 2016.
Episode 21: "Black or White" by Michael Jackson
October 14th, 2015 | 41 mins 44 secs
Okay, first watch this video. Then look around you, because odds are good that Michael Jackson's world-warping chroma-dance has placed him in your room... even beyond the grave! How many Michael Jacksons can dance on the Hagia Sophia? As many as can dance on the head of a pin.
Episode 20: "Freak on a Leash" by Korn
September 30th, 2015 | 44 mins
You like Korn, don't you? Eat that shit up. Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it.