About the Show
What is Teenage Dirtbags? What ISN'T Teenage Dirtbags? A freeform conversation between friends? An in depth examination of music videos from the 90s? All this and more.
Episode 25: "Must Be Santa" and "We Wish You a Turtle Christmas" by Top Billin' and The Turtles
December 23rd, 2015 | 1 hr 5 mins
These terrible Jokers laugh and sing and do their thing. Merry Christmas everyone, or whatever holiday (or not) you celebrate. The Dirtboys love and cherish you.
Episode 24: "Tripping on a Hole in a Paper Heart" Our Stone Temple Pilots special
December 9th, 2015 | 53 mins 2 secs
After a Duckstream related hiatus (video to come soon), Brayton and Gary are back with a special report. That's right, we finally get our Stone Temple Pilots License by saying literally everything we know about STP.
Episode 23: "Two Princes" by The Spin Doctors
November 11th, 2015 | 42 mins 32 secs
The Haunted Harlequinn, Comptroller of Fates command you watch... I mean, just look at this guy. Look at him. LOOK AT HIM.
Episode 22: "Anything Can Happen on Halloween" from Worst Witch
October 28th, 2015 | 1 hr 3 mins
This is my favorite video we've done for the show. Please watch it, please. It's better than a vid-e-o. Look for the new album from Pitch Industries "Anything Can Happen on Holidays" in 2016.
Episode 21: "Black or White" by Michael Jackson
October 14th, 2015 | 41 mins 44 secs
Okay, first watch this video. Then look around you, because odds are good that Michael Jackson's world-warping chroma-dance has placed him in your room... even beyond the grave! How many Michael Jacksons can dance on the Hagia Sophia? As many as can dance on the head of a pin.
Episode 20: "Freak on a Leash" by Korn
September 30th, 2015 | 44 mins
You like Korn, don't you? Eat that shit up. Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it.
Episode 19: "Waterfalls" by TLC
September 16th, 2015 | 45 mins 33 secs
We love story rich vidoes at TDB and boy do we have some doozies this batch, starting with this social consciousness number. Other than the inexplicable slut shaming, it's mostly stuff we can get behind.
Episode 18: "Getting Jiggy Wit' It" by Will Smith
September 2nd, 2015 | 35 mins 50 secs
Everybody do the Funky Brayton! This video goes round the world to three places. Will Smith is a national treasure, probably.
Episode 17: "Shake Hands With Beef" by Primus
August 19th, 2015 | 29 mins 7 secs
Why not shake hands with this Primus video in a herky jerky fashion? I bet this won't be our last video that takes place at a disgusting family meal.
Episode 16: "The Breakdown" by Tantric
August 5th, 2015 | 42 mins 14 secs
The dirtboys tackled these assholes. Viking drummers, gravel voiced shits, frizzy haired weirdos. It's all there. Also, this son is about Anne Frank.
Episode 15: "Loverboy" by Billy Ocean
July 22nd, 2015 | 37 mins 50 secs
What makes a hero? Whatever it is, Billy Ocean has OCEANS of it and this video shows that he's willing to use those powers for good or at least neutral/fine. Do you like Teenage Dirtbags? Not enough people listen to it! Tell other people about it!
Episode 14: "Everything You Want" by Vertical Horizon
July 8th, 2015 | 43 mins 19 secs
What is up with that shirt? Enjoy this take on the most meaningful meaningless shit video.
Episode 13: "Send Me On My Way" by Rusted Root
June 24th, 2015 | 43 mins 11 secs
Introducing new hot segments and hot new takes on spirituality, it's The Teenage Dirtbaggers on Rusted Root's opus.
Episode 12: "How Can the Labouring Man Find Time For Self Culture?" by Martini Ranch
June 10th, 2015 | 35 mins 2 secs
WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK. Watch this shameless nonsense. It's homage time with Bill Paxton. This catchy Devo ripoff is a stock footage fuckfest.
Episode 11: "I Feel Better" by Hot Chip
May 27th, 2015 | 28 mins 51 secs
This is both a good song and a good video. What are we even doing here? For the love of Popeye, watch this. One of Brayton's all time favorite videos, this video is great, the song is good and it's definitely not 90s. But man, oh man, is it special. Appreciate it while you can.