About the Show
What is Teenage Dirtbags? What ISN'T Teenage Dirtbags? A freeform conversation between friends? An in depth examination of music videos from the 90s? All this and more.
Episode 30: "A Freak Like Me Needs Company" from Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark
April 20th, 2016 | 45 mins 59 secs
Brayton and Gary get their freak on, their Bakugon on and their Pokemon on. Would somebody please, please turn on the dark?
Episode 29: "It's My Life" by Bon Jovi
April 6th, 2016 | 50 mins 12 secs
Brayton and Gary talk about vape tubes and Manchurian Candidates in this episode about "It's My Life." Which you should 100% watch.
Episode 28: "Blackstar" and "Lazarus" by David Bowie
March 23rd, 2016 | 56 mins 19 secs
Brayton and Gary are joined by Kole Ross for our first crossover. In this TDB/BSC mashup, we tackle the Bloodborne-as-fuck videos for Black Star and Lazarus. R.I.P. Mr. Bowie.
Episode 27: "The Scenario" by A Tribe Called Quest
March 9th, 2016 | 39 mins 17 secs
Sega CD aesthetics. Listen to Gary not know anything about rap while Brayton knows about rap.
Episode 26: "Never Let You Go" by Third Eye Blind
February 24th, 2016 | 40 mins 40 secs
You liked our season/ well just have another/ if you told mom no/ you'll break a promise to your mother. Here we are, Season As Well! (Pitch is coming in a few weeks, promise!)
Episode 25: "Must Be Santa" and "We Wish You a Turtle Christmas" by Top Billin' and The Turtles
December 23rd, 2015 | 1 hr 5 mins
These terrible Jokers laugh and sing and do their thing. Merry Christmas everyone, or whatever holiday (or not) you celebrate. The Dirtboys love and cherish you.
Episode 24: "Tripping on a Hole in a Paper Heart" Our Stone Temple Pilots special
December 9th, 2015 | 53 mins 2 secs
After a Duckstream related hiatus (video to come soon), Brayton and Gary are back with a special report. That's right, we finally get our Stone Temple Pilots License by saying literally everything we know about STP.
Episode 23: "Two Princes" by The Spin Doctors
November 11th, 2015 | 42 mins 32 secs
The Haunted Harlequinn, Comptroller of Fates command you watch... I mean, just look at this guy. Look at him. LOOK AT HIM.
Episode 22: "Anything Can Happen on Halloween" from Worst Witch
October 28th, 2015 | 1 hr 3 mins
This is my favorite video we've done for the show. Please watch it, please. It's better than a vid-e-o. Look for the new album from Pitch Industries "Anything Can Happen on Holidays" in 2016.
Episode 21: "Black or White" by Michael Jackson
October 14th, 2015 | 41 mins 44 secs
Okay, first watch this video. Then look around you, because odds are good that Michael Jackson's world-warping chroma-dance has placed him in your room... even beyond the grave! How many Michael Jacksons can dance on the Hagia Sophia? As many as can dance on the head of a pin.
Episode 20: "Freak on a Leash" by Korn
September 30th, 2015 | 44 mins
You like Korn, don't you? Eat that shit up. Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it.
Episode 19: "Waterfalls" by TLC
September 16th, 2015 | 45 mins 33 secs
We love story rich vidoes at TDB and boy do we have some doozies this batch, starting with this social consciousness number. Other than the inexplicable slut shaming, it's mostly stuff we can get behind.
Episode 18: "Getting Jiggy Wit' It" by Will Smith
September 2nd, 2015 | 35 mins 50 secs
Everybody do the Funky Brayton! This video goes round the world to three places. Will Smith is a national treasure, probably.
Episode 17: "Shake Hands With Beef" by Primus
August 19th, 2015 | 29 mins 7 secs
Why not shake hands with this Primus video in a herky jerky fashion? I bet this won't be our last video that takes place at a disgusting family meal.