About the Show
What is Teenage Dirtbags? What ISN'T Teenage Dirtbags? A freeform conversation between friends? An in depth examination of music videos from the 90s? All this and more.
Episode 38: "Tha Crossroads" by Bone Thugs-n-Harmony
August 10th, 2016 | 42 mins 35 secs
Do you miss Uncle Charles? I do. Sometimes. It's time for the Summer of Glum! Let's get real sad!
Episode 37: "Bicycle Safety Camp"
July 27th, 2016 | 59 mins 20 secs
What's more Summery than a nice bike ride? But you gotta ride safe, we're begging you please.
Episode 36: "Thong Song" by Sisqo
July 13th, 2016 | 42 mins 12 secs
Summer Jams Season continues with Sisqo's magnum opus, the Thong Song. The Dirtlads talk about all that and more, including an update on our famous segment The Pokemon Go Report.
Episode 35: "Smooth" by Santana ft. Rob Thomas
June 29th, 2016 | 50 mins 24 secs
It's a hot one indeed. Get down to this Summer Jam all you Spanish Harlem Mona Lisas. It's time for a street party and you are invited.
Episode 34: "Barbie Girl" by Aqua
June 15th, 2016 | 40 mins 32 secs
Come on Dirtbags let's eat skirt rags. Oh oh oh oh. Come on Dirtbags, watch this video. (Oh, owa, Oh, owa).
Episode 33: "You Get What You Give" by The New Radicals
June 1st, 2016 | 41 mins 16 secs
Fuck these guys.
Episode 32: POKEMON TOURNAMENT FINALE PART 2!!!!
May 18th, 2016 | 54 mins 23 secs
It's finally here. The Pokemon tournament finale. You've been waiting. We've been waiting. Who will win the crown? FIND OUT HERE AND NOW.
Episode 31: POKEMON TOURNAMENT FINALE PART 1!!!!!!
May 4th, 2016 | 34 mins 56 secs
It's finally here. You've waited. We've waited. It's time for the finale of the WHICH POKEMON IS CUTEST TOURNAMENT! No more fucking around.
Episode 30: "A Freak Like Me Needs Company" from Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark
April 20th, 2016 | 45 mins 59 secs
Brayton and Gary get their freak on, their Bakugon on and their Pokemon on. Would somebody please, please turn on the dark?
Episode 29: "It's My Life" by Bon Jovi
April 6th, 2016 | 50 mins 12 secs
Brayton and Gary talk about vape tubes and Manchurian Candidates in this episode about "It's My Life." Which you should 100% watch.
Episode 28: "Blackstar" and "Lazarus" by David Bowie
March 23rd, 2016 | 56 mins 19 secs
Brayton and Gary are joined by Kole Ross for our first crossover. In this TDB/BSC mashup, we tackle the Bloodborne-as-fuck videos for Black Star and Lazarus. R.I.P. Mr. Bowie.
Episode 27: "The Scenario" by A Tribe Called Quest
March 9th, 2016 | 39 mins 17 secs
Sega CD aesthetics. Listen to Gary not know anything about rap while Brayton knows about rap.
Episode 26: "Never Let You Go" by Third Eye Blind
February 24th, 2016 | 40 mins 40 secs
You liked our season/ well just have another/ if you told mom no/ you'll break a promise to your mother. Here we are, Season As Well! (Pitch is coming in a few weeks, promise!)
Episode 25: "Must Be Santa" and "We Wish You a Turtle Christmas" by Top Billin' and The Turtles
December 23rd, 2015 | 1 hr 5 mins
These terrible Jokers laugh and sing and do their thing. Merry Christmas everyone, or whatever holiday (or not) you celebrate. The Dirtboys love and cherish you.
Episode 24: "Tripping on a Hole in a Paper Heart" Our Stone Temple Pilots special
December 9th, 2015 | 53 mins 2 secs
After a Duckstream related hiatus (video to come soon), Brayton and Gary are back with a special report. That's right, we finally get our Stone Temple Pilots License by saying literally everything we know about STP.